“Dad, you put your trousers in the fridge again”

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“Simon and I have been thinking. We think it’s time you moved in with one of us. You can still have your independence and bring your televisions with you, we just really think it’s time. What if you’d put your trousers in the oven, dad?”

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February 24, 2015 in Promotional photography

Highly commended, Jennifer

Jen

Never thought I’d live to see the day that the egg was no longer visible on that griddle pan. One 24-pack of scouring pads and eight hours later and — kerching! — good as new.

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February 23, 2015 in Promotional photography

Congratulations, Cheryl

cheryl

Installed it herself.

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February 23, 2015 in Uncategorized

*STORMS OUT OF HOUSE*

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*WALKS TO LOCAL CHINESE TAKEAWAY IN A MASSIVE SULK WHILE MUTTERING “BLOODY FAKE YOGURT” UNDER BREATH*

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February 20, 2015 in Promotional photography

“Well it must be in there somewhere…”

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“I suppose your next stop should be to check the drain pipes and see if it washed down into the septic tank. You’re not allowed to sleep until the sock is found.”

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January 5, 2015 in Promotional photography

“WOMAN NOT TOUCH CHRONOS”

CHRONOS

“CHRONOS NOT LIKE HAVING FOLDER CONTENT ANALYSED.”

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November 10, 2014 in Promotional photography

“The Twitter app is now part of the native carousel in firmware 3.2.2….”

twitter-carousel

“…so you can activate it via the voice control options by selecting the toolbar and paging right to the shortcut menu until the bezel expands to indicate you’ve highlighted the option. You’ll soon get the hang of it. You’ll need to input the Wi-Fi password from the back of the router again though. It’s the one that starts WF38j and remember it needs upper and lower case letters inputting correctly else you’ll be stuck with only the live TV channels for the afternoon until I get back from pilates with Jean. Don’t answer the phone if it rings. Bye.”

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September 23, 2014 in Promotional photography

BATTERIES: SUNRISE Extra Heavy Duty

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The rising nuclear cloud design echoes the sight everyone within a 70-mile radius will see should you insert them improperly. Lovely dot-of-the-i sun spot detailing, too. Only discovered due to dropping the light on the floor and breaking the case. They’ve been sitting there, inside a tool box, unused, for around seven years, still work and show zero signs of corrosion. Highly recommended, 8.5/10.

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September 19, 2014 in Batteries

Guess the Function of the Thing

digital-light-shades

Simply connect the Digital Light Shade to the notifications centre of the LG Home mobile application* and you can remotely switch your home lighting ON or OFF** depending on the minute-by-minute ambient light needs of any room.

* Wi-Fi or 3G/4G mobile data connection required.
** Feature only available with compatible LG SuperFilament III bulbs***.
*** Sold separately.

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September 15, 2014 in Promotional photography

Sexist HTC makes woman hold heaviest thing

#sexism #women #issues #sensitivity #trousers #2014

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Hang on, though, is it actually empowering to show they can handle larger objects with ease and are, in fact, equally as capable as men at lifting and holding but just a bit smaller? It’s all so complicated. It was better when the wearing of trousers by female mobile display hoardings was frowned upon, too.

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September 11, 2014 in Promotional photography