Nice glasses

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I have very a similar pair. They’re around here somewhere, probably by the computer. Or in the car, maybe. Although I would’ve used them to watch Newsnight last night, so they could be by the TV. Or on the coffee table. I’ll ask Samantha, she’ll probably know.

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September 2, 2010 in Promotional photography

Darling, have you seen my…

 

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Ah, thanks. It’s like you read my mind sometimes, it really is. Could’ve sworn they were in the car. I even put my shoes on and went to the car. Did you bring them in? No? Me? Oh dear, I don’t remember that at all.

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Completing the set.

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September 2, 2010 in Promotional photography

The new Apple TV

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That’s a rubbish TV. It’s too small and isn’t even widescreen.

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September 1, 2010 in Real things in shops

Canon EOS 60 and DUAL CAMERA PHOTOGRAPHY!

“”Hey, let’s hang out and take photos of each other with our expensive new cameras!”

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“OK!”

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Careful, don’t snap that bit off. It’s meant to be part of the camera.

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August 31, 2010 in Promotional photography

Has anyone seen my glasses?

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No, that’s not them. Mine have thick black frames and polarising lenses for when you go from somewhere dark to somewhere bright. They make it very easy on the eyes when getting out of a wardrobe.

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August 30, 2010 in Promotional photography

Another temptingly woman-sized Samsung fridge

She wouldn’t even have to bend down, once the shelving has been removed! Although she should wear something a bit warmer if she’s planning on staying in there for any significant length of time for demonstration purposes.

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At least put some socks on under those shoes. Can someone lend her some socks? Who’s not using their socks at the moment?

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August 27, 2010 in Promotional photography

“…our reintroduction of this legendary form factor”

They’re putting a proper PC into one of these cases.

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We have one of these cases somewhere, Commodore, if it’s of any use? The internals broke after a vigorous session of playing about with the wiring and making sparks come out of the back of it. We also replaced the internal fuse with tin foil. And the case is a bit cracked from where it was hit a few times. Teenage angst stuff, nothing major.

Here’s the press release:

COMMODORE ANNOUNCES EXCLUSIVE WORLDWIDE LICENSING RIGHTS

Companies ink deal to produce new line of All-In-One keyboard computers.

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL and OLDENZAAL, THE NETHERLANDS, August 25, 2010 – Commodore USA, LLC and Commodore Licensing B.V., a wholly owned subsidiary of Asiarim Corp (OTCQB: “ARMC”), today announced their licensing agreement whereby Commodore USA, LLC will produce a full line of new Commodore branded “AIO” (All In One) keyboard computers, under an exclusive worldwide license granted by Commodore Licensing B.V. for this newly revitalized computer category.

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August 27, 2010 in Real things in shops

Guess the Function of the Thing!

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The translation is OF NO HELP. It was the photo that drew us in.

LG Electronics held in Berlin next month, from 3 ‘IFA2010′ new concept at the Consumer ‘Tromm stylus (TROMM Styler)’ are presented.

‘Tromm stylus’ the suits, blouses, knit wear, etc. it is always a new garment laundry hagieneun ambiguous clothing to wear clothing that helps keep administrative waiting for a home.

This product using steam and moving clothes hanger remove wrinkles and odors, as well as sterilization, drying is possible.

LG Electronics, a consumer when they dress in order to remove wrinkles and odors, and need to devote more time and effort, the basic idea is easy to manage clothing ‘Tromm stylus’ have developed.

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August 27, 2010 in Promotional photography

Samsung Kimchi range of fridges and TEASING PHOTOGRAPHY!

Go on, get in it. You’d fit. Might have to remove the shelving, but you’d fit.

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Get in it. GET IN IT! You’d definitely fit.

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IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN!

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SHE’S GOING IN!!!

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Cow.

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August 26, 2010 in Promotional photography

Where on earth are my glasses?

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Ah, that’s OK Miss IFA. You can borrow them for a few minutes, but please be careful. The frames were very expensive and the estate of Carl Zeiss personally oversaw the shaping of the lenses to fit our prescription.

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That’s it, keep hold of them with at least one hand AT ALL TIMES. No wearing them unsupported. Like we said, they were very expensive frames. As you can probably tell from the logo.

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August 25, 2010 in Promotional photography