“I know I shouldn’t but I unlocked the bootloader!”

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“Teeheeheeheeheehee!”

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February 22, 2016 in Uncategorized

Modern Metaphors #1

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Says something about sedentary lifestyles. Juxtapose with photo of seized bike chain and rotting Wendy house. Leave comment below criticising throughput of ports 11-16.

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January 19, 2016 in Metaphors

Gadgets with FACES #242: Melitta E950-103 Caffeo Solo

“Atishooooooooooooooooooo

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. NOW PLACE CUP UNDER CREAM SPOUT TO REAR.”

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“Around the world, around the wo-orld, around the world, around the wo-orld. ”

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December 29, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #241: SML-383 Portable CD-G Karaoke Player

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Featuring the same sort of infinite volume red-faced scream as that made by its users. Open and close disc tray = realistic vomiting action.

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December 18, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with SMALL but PERFECTLY FORMED EXTERNAL GENI

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Actually, never mind.

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December 11, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES and even ARMS and STUFF #240: Singing Machine ISM1030BT

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Could deliver the nearest thing any of us get to a cuddle this Christmas, plus with a bit of effort and some leftover turkey it might be possible to do pretend sex to hole #5 of the speakers. The bass throb could be “her” heart beat.

FOUND:
Here.

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December 10, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

“I put some of my own music on here, I hope you don’t…”

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FACTORY RESET.

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May 12, 2015 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #239: JANTAR Alarm Clock

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“I honestly don’t think I can get out of bed today and start doing all the same things that I did yesterday again. And it’s still cold. Why won’t it be spring? I’ll stay in bed until spring. Work won’t mind. They owe me for covering for Jenny last winter when she was off for four months with SAD.”

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The Acctim Mini Bell also has a nice sad backside, complete with diseased spots and assorted warts.

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March 3, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

“Dad, you put your trousers in the fridge again”

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“Simon and I have been thinking. We think it’s time you moved in with one of us. You can still have your independence and bring your televisions with you, we just really think it’s time. What if you’d put your trousers in the oven, dad?”

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February 24, 2015 in Promotional photography

Highly commended, Jennifer

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Never thought I’d live to see the day that the egg was no longer visible on that griddle pan. One 24-pack of scouring pads and eight hours later and — kerching! — good as new.

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February 23, 2015 in Promotional photography