iDJ iPod mixing decks -- for TWATS and STUDENTS

If you're a TWAT or a STUDENT and you think you're SOME SORT OF SUPERSTAR DJ because you've worked out how to plug your iPod into a PA system, this is right up your ARSE:



If ever a piece of technology deserved the monicker "TWAT MACHINE" the Numark iDJ is it.

NUMARK iDJ SPECS:
-Spelt with a small 'i' LIKE AN iPOD
-Also charges your stupid gay iPod so you can play ironic 80s tunes for longer
-Mic socket for improv street poetry recording

THE ACTUAL PROPER AND OFFICIAL SPECS:
-Two universal iPod docking stations will accept all model iPods with bottom connector and charge while connected
-Large iPod navigation controls
-3-band EQ with gain control on both channels
-Dedicated microphone input with tone and level control
-Phono/line inputs for adding additional devices on both channels
-USB connectivity (PC and Mac) enables iDJ to function as a music-loading base
-iPod’s recording capabilities supported by iDJ for voice memos, etc.
-Turntable spindle receptacle enables placement of the iDJ on a turntable
-Zero tolerance precision switches/knobs for a tight, precise feel
-Unique "Twat Machine" branding (sorry, this is us again)

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