When is Tokyo Flash going to do a watch we can understand how to tell the time with?

Seriously right, we're all for cool Japanese watches that look like they came back from 2029 on the wrist of Kyle Reese*, but for 100 quid we'd prefer one that we can tell the time on.



What the fuck o'clock is that meant to be? You can't even guess the hour! If you make those LEDs say numbers, like, if they say "6" when it's 6 and "35" when it's 35, THEN we'll buy one off you for 100 pounds. Not before.

Audio watch by Morse Code

*Hypothetical situation, as unshielded mechical objects can't travel in the time machine. We don't know why. Something about the field generated by a living organism. We didn't build the fucking thing.