We won't be lonely this Christmas!

Thanks to the USB Christmas tree!



An ideal centrepiece for any single man who thinks there's "no point" in bothering to put up Christmas decorations this year. All we need now is a Real Doll with "real gripping hands" so we have someone to pull a Christmas cracker with.

Some Japanese site about it, in Japanese

OTHER SINGLE MAN CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS:

'Bed Shoes' for when it's really cold in bed on your own

A PC World voucher for 129 pounds for that new graphics card

1400 tins of Heinz Tomato Soup

Body Shop 'Suicide Basket' (organic vodka, herbal sleeping pills)

Any alcohol, it doesn't matter what kind

Deluxe Toast Kit (toaster, bread, jam)

A hot water bottle that has a built-in vagina

Register a "tech blog" so you have something to do at the weekends

Another mug, so you have TWO mugs in case a visitor (mum or dad) comes round.

An MP3 player that says "Are you OK?" once an hour

Post your ideas for great Christmas gifts for lonely single men in the Comments bit! (we don't expect this to be as popular as the Mac Facts one, but if we make it to 20 comments it'd be nice).