Honda Asimo, the $1bn teasmaid

The latest revision of Honda's Asimo robot can now... WALK WITH A TRAY. It can also push a trolley. Well done. Billions of dollars well spent, there.



If you want a tray held or pushed, it's best to hire a 21-year-old Australian tourist who's working her way around Europe. They're cheaper and will have sex with you if you just ask.



On the plus side, it can hold your hand. So might be a nice gift for lonely single men this Christmas.

LAUGH AT THE PATHETIC ROBOT HERE:
Honda Worldwide | HDTV | ASIMO

WHAT HONDA SHOULD'VE DEVELOPED INSTEAD:

Home wanking machines.

Portable wanking machines.

Office wanking machines.

Wi-Fi public wanking machines.

Train/plane wanking machines.

Realistic flesh.