BREAKING: Dog diabetes finally cracked

What's happened here is some businessmen have decided to target a non-existent niche simply to take money from paranoid American pet owners. What next? Dog headache tablets? Cat tampons? If you don't want a diabetic dog, don't feed it on chocolate brownies you stupid fat fucks.

There's some great acting in this scene, particularly by the dog. It really looks like she's suffering from diabetes!



"Morgan, a golden retriever from Grayslake, Ill., is having her blood glucose tested with the AlphaTRAK, the first complete hand-held blood glucose monitoring system designed specifically for diabetic dogs and cats. Veterinarians and pet owners can test pets' blood sugar levels rapidly, conveniently and accurately with the new meter, which Abbott launched this week at the Western Veterinary Conference in Las Vegas."



It also works on cats. Sadly the cat is "phoning in" its performance somewhat. It doesn't look like a diabetic cat at all, just your usual sour-faced, miserable-as-fuck cat. "If you don't feed me the expensive food I'll just go and live with someone else" it's probably thinking. Stupid moody cat fucks.

SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT CATS:
The press release says that cat's name is "Mocha" which is pointless as cats don't know what their names are. All cats should just be called "stupid fucking cat" because they can't tell. All that goes through their heads is "feed me, feed me, stroke me, feed me, feed me" like having a fat girlfriend.