Motorola RAZR Z, being held

This is how to hold things, Sony. Motorola's new RAZR is a 'slider' for people who like sliders. "Open the portal, Mr Mallory!" (that's a quote from the TV show 'Sliders', which we liked, meaning we like Sliders. We got confused, and that was the hilarious consequence.)



The RAZR Z has a 2.2" screen, a 1-megapixel camera and can play MP3s. It looks all right but we can't get excited about something that's always marketed as BEING REALLY COOL AND EDGY and for celebrities.