The new Sony Ericsson M600

It's for business users, which can only mean one thing -- PROMOTIONAL BUSINESS PHOTOGRAPHY!



Pathetic thing-holding. He looks uncomfortable, there's nothing natural about the hold, and he's quite clearly a man who isn't enjoying himself. This proves once again how far the West is lagging behind the Asian thing-holding scene.




Yeah, they're smiling now, but they won't be so fucking smug when a gang of 15-year-olds mug them on the way home to the house they bought in that 'up-and-coming' area of South London. She's probably being raped RIGHT NOW while four more of them are stealing his coat and shoes.




It's the first Sony Ericsson phone to take Sony's new Memory Stick Micro format, the Memory Stick that's smaller and therefore more expensive. It comes with a 64MB one, which is rubbish. She's not impressed by that. He's not getting any sex until he's upgraded to at least a 512MB one.




The M600 is available in Granite Black and Crystal White, which means it comes in black and white. Europe gets the M600i variant in what businessmen refer to as Q2.


EMPOWERING THE BUSINESSMAN WITH BUSINESS FEATURES THAT PUT BUSINESS FIRST:

Imaging & Messaging

* QVGA 2.6'' display
* 262K colours TFT
* Video playback 30 fps
* Online picture sharing
* SMS, MMS, POP3 e-mail
* Push e-mail
* Dual function keyboard
* Typing corrections and word completion
* Handwriting Recognition
* Touch screen

Entertainment

* Media Player (support for MP3, AAC, ACC+, E-AAC+ and m4a)
* OMA DRM phase 1
* Streaming Audio/Video
* Audio out over system connector
* 3D games, Java MIDP 2.0
* 40 Polyphonic ring tones

Connectivity

* Dual Mode UMTS 2100 MHz, triple band GPRS 900/1800/1900MHz
* Symbian 9.1 and UIQ 3.0
* Stereo Bluetooth(tm) support
* Infrared SIR
* 80 MB internal user memory
* Expandable Memory Stick Micro(tm) (M2(tm))
* Full HTML browser Opera 8
* RSS feeds
* Flight mode
* PC Tools & Software
* PC Synchronization
* USB 2.0 Mass storage, Full speed (12 Mbps)
* USB charging
* External antenna connector
* Stereo Portable Handsfree and USB cable in box

Business

* VPN clients (for free)
* Encryption (try & buy apps)
* Virus Protection/Firewall ( try & buy apps)
* Onboard application shop
* Speakerphone
* PowerPoint, Word and Excel editors
* Adobe PDF viewer