Let's have a House Party!

With the Gear4 HouseParty II, a stylish home speaker system for iPod!



It's the sort of party where no girls turn up then crack addicts kick the door in and steal your TV. The next morning you find the dismembered stripper. Worse still, she bled to death all over the carpet and it's soaked into the floorboards so even if you can get rid of the bitch's body you're pretty much guaranteed to get done for it.

It's £70 and also comes in black.