Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The BATTERY KING - Encore!

We can't let it go. Batteries are simply TOO GREAT FOR LOOKING AT. Here are a few more from the KING's amazing personal collection, along with his comments on these, his favourites.

After this, we promise, we really will stop, as everyone's getting bored and irritable even though one of them's called "UltraZMAJ". How can you not want to see a battery called UltraZMAJ?




"UltraZMAJ" (or whatever that is) was a gift that someone bought me from some former Yugoslavian backwater.




"VRPower" is obviously powered by virtual reality, so is therefore very good.



"WhiteElephant" is my favourite of them all.




"Xinliba" looks like the poor Mexican cousin of Duracell (I imagine it to be pronounced "Heenleeba") and came with an N64 rumble pak.




"Start" was found in a rented flat, and seems to be from the 1950s.




"Danelectro" was a beauty in its day. Alas, death comes to us all. It came from a guitar tuner, btw.






Two of my favourites: "PoleVolt" and "Power Makes Sense", which came from a fan.




"National Hi-Top" were from a Casio keyboard, I think.




"Musso" from another guitar tuner.




Interestingly, the design of the "Konnoc" is an almost direct rip-off of the "Maxell Super Ace".




"Chener" came from a novelty flashing yoyo.


THAT REALLY IS IT FOR US AND BATTERIES
Unless we get any with a better name than UltraZMAJ.

29 Comments:

Anonymous alleycat said...

Maybe you're supposed to read it backwards so it's Ultra JAMZ!!!

I love the elephant ones though. Very pretty! It could start a whole new trend of beautiful batteries aimed at women!

12:30 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

JAMZ artlU, though. That's just stupid.

Also, the word verification is fdgtun, which is a bit like a shortening of "fudge tunnel". Ban this sick filth.

Errata: Except it wasn't. Hell knows what it was.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Now it's winqtkfs, which sounds like something Microsoft might delay indefinitely.

I'm going to keep doing this until I can't see any words in it.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

I can't see any words in it. :(

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When he says, "came from a fan." do you think he's got a battery powered air fan, or do you think the Battery King has recieved gifts of old batteries from his fans to bolster his collection?

Today's word verification: "aqoml"

1:03 PM  
Anonymous J said...

I just did this so I could play the word verification game. And sure enough, it's yuwcn, which I read as 'you cunt.' Come on, blogger, sort it out.

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Mr Underhill said...

Danelectro batteries. Waaaaayyyyyy cooooool! (whatever that means). Proof that there is a point to existence after all. Thank you. I'll move the fan heater away from the ice block right aw....

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Hairy said...

Please, dear GOD don't stop - we're lovin' the batteries!

Oh - and my verification was fuxsu - don't have to work very hard there.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Tonyator said...

Yeah, the batteries are great,

Word verification 'usbyhzb' so a USB powered 'yhzb' what ever the hell one of those is....

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rather than stop posting btteries do battery of th month and actually put something else up, also more like white elephant - best wank ever

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Agent Llama said...

The elephant batteries are simply magnificent. Such artistry... such finger-work... truly exceptional.

njkwy

Er... kNeeJerKWankY?

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.swsbc.com/home-en.htm

battery-tastic

10:21 PM  
Blogger EvilFiek said...

ZMAJ means something like...errr....shine or so. But that is only if its really a yugoslavian battery. If its russian gibberish it will possibly mean something like "Battery of the communism".

5:33 AM  
Blogger ShutUpYourUglyFace said...

No more battery updates? :(

Don't listen to those fags I enjoy the batteries!

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=ZMAJ&meta=

716,000 hits? You've got to be kidding!

Klub Zmag anyone?

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although they are all pretty to look at, what you should be posting is the true power rating of the batteries.

Put them in.. ooh say a vibrator and see how long they last (stand alone or used - gently and with vigour).

Then post up a matrix of power vs cost vs aesthetics vs wankability just like what those PC Wank Mags do.

Come on play the game idiot Tech!!!

Word verification for today is ZVoqc

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just came across this piece of Polish insanity:

http://www.mojebaterie.catv.net.pl/nowosc/Nowosc.htm

Must be enough battery wank material in there to last you at least a couple of months.

And that's not to mention this hot group action: AAA AA C D 9V. I mean, christ, look at them all. I think the Battery King has been dethroned. Also, there's one called Spadelove. Love with a spade. Handle.

11:53 AM  
Blogger ShutUpYourUglyFace said...

NO! The battery king will never be dethroned. While the battey king lovenly places te batteries upright and take beautiful photography this cocksucker just throws them in a bag wraps 'em up in platic and just snaps pictures.

Its like comparing pictures of hot models to pictures of pits filled with dead jews from WW2

12:13 PM  
Anonymous my bunny is wild at heart said...

errrr PC PC PC PC

amiacujw

means something like "cum" and ammoniac and water *g*

1:01 PM  
Anonymous knob said...

I wish to share the knowledge of my beautifully shaped penis.It is neither large nor small but would claim it to be of medium/average in size. It is fair to look upon and "cute" as my wife explains.
I know this has nothing to do with the current topic raging forth but I wished to share it with this well educated audience.
I thank you all.
Knob

3:49 PM  
Blogger Victor Latrine said...

For sheer totally-missing-the-point-ness you have to give extra marks to the people who called their battery "Dinacell" so people would think it really said Duracell, but then produced an all blue battery with not a hint of copper top!
Splendid
Full marks
kfebfv -- doesn't mean anything, just a random set of letters as far as I can tell

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kfebfv is actually Iran's equivalent of Duracell.

I've just got vfourj, which I think is a mining town in Siberia.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Tonyator said...

No, 'vfourj' is 4 Dyslexic blow jobs...





'zcabjrtv' maybe a Z-Cab, with a small TV in?

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

geez, now that England has lost the quarter finals how about some news here?= I bet there isn't anything worth on tv any more now ;)


cheers,

Alex

11:01 AM  
Anonymous knob said...

*fuckoffyousadcunts*
yes it's an anagram can you work its out?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, can't quite get that one.

tjdpulc

Whcih is Believe is what you call someone who's mother is from Tijuana and who's father is from Acapulco

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop it... please... just stop it. No more batteries.

hmm... novgb
I think that's a short version of "a cold wet november morning somewhere in Great Britain"

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tested this camera for a client. I didn’t have the light running for more than 15 minutes. The battery lasted approximately 6 hours before recharging. The LCD, however, had a few dead pixels - never saw this before. Tried returning for exchange and had to put up quite a fight. Anyone else seen this? laptop battery
Verizon is about the only place you can get the authentic RIM product and matching door. Most other sites are out of stock and even when they are in stock they have the black battery door which looks like crap. new battery
:)

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