Neo Geo Pocket and Toshiba KING POWER RED - moving forwards through energy

Dear Idiot Toys,

Regarding the 'weird batteries' blog thing...

Bought myself a Neo Geo Pocket, opened the baby up, and found Japanese Toshiba "KING POWER" batteries. Not sure how much power a King has these days, but to bolster it they made them "KING POWER - Red" With a flourish on the Red... so a gay King? A Queen King?

Oh the potential... The rest of the battery is filled purely with Japanese Safety information, which I am unable to translate beyond the fact that it may state "Assembled in Nagasaki"... Ah, that's where the power of kings comes from then...

Enjoy,
Bouncybhall

Assembled in Nagasaki? Our Japanese expert tells us the lettering actually translates as "contains the same amount of energy as 1000 bombs of the size used on Nagasaki during WWII".

Despite the obvious dangers caused by the safety information being only in Japanese - so an inexperienced battery user may think it's OK to recharge these babies or, heaven forbid, dispose of them in a fire and therefore trigger some sort of massive chemical explosion that'll burn for weeks and poison the surrounding countryside for decades - we're appointing KING POWER RED today's FOREIGN BATTERY OF THE DAY.