THE DIVINE LORD STRIKES DOWN THE IMPURE!

THE LIGHT THAT CLEANSES DID STRIKE DOWN FROM THE HANDS OF THE LORD AND SO IT DID SMITE DOWN THE STUDENT, AND IT DID SMITE DOWN THE METALLICA LISTENER, AND SO IT WAS THAT THE LAND WAS RETURNED TO A BEAUTIOUS CLEANSED STATE FREE OF THE SINNERS THAT INFECT IT WITH THEIR WAYS AND VICES. AS IT WAS YESTERDAY, SO IT SHALL BE TOMORROW AND IN INCREASING MULTITUDES FOR EVER AFTER. THOSE WHO LISTEN TO THE EVIL DEVICE OF THE VAIN SHALL BE STRUCK DOWN AS IS THE WILL OF THE LORD.

HEED THIS, UNLCEAN MORTALS! FOR IT IS THE SIGN OF THE COMING GREAT CLEANSING OF ALL THAT WILL RETURN THIS LAND TO ITS QUIET GLORY AND CUT DOWN THOSE WHO POISON AND INFECT IT WITH THEIR EVIL VANITIES! BLESSED BE THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT THAT BURNS THE EARS OF THE UNCLEAN! AMEN!

DISCARD YOUR SIN PODS AND BE FREE, LEST YOU BE STRUCK DOWN WITHOUT WARNING ON THE WHIM OF THE DIVINE LORD. ALL WHO LISTEN TO THE EVIL SPEAK OF THE WHITE MACHINE ARE WALKING AS MARKED MEN.

Or... man struck by lightning probably because of his iPod.



Student DJ/web designer population BEWARE. THE HAND OF GOD SHOWS THE WAY AND SMITES DOWN ALL SINNERS.

AND THE LORD SAID:
"The wounds follow the line of his iPod, from his ears down his right side to his hip, where he was carrying the device. The iPod has a hole in the back, and the earbuds dissolved into green threads"

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