Robot stud steals three more human women :(

The robot invasion has started. Instead of an all-out war, the robots are attempting to eliminate mankind by stealing all of our women so there are none left for us to have sex with, therefore making us all die out.

The robots do this by bringing women food, which makes the women happy and love their new robot boyfriends.





Another trick in the robot seduction armoury is being a "good listener". The clever robots simply put themselves into 'standby mode' when a woman starts talking about themselves and their problems. This makes the robot appear more sympathetic than the easily bored human male, as it can subsequently stand listening to hour upon hour of stories to do with work colleagues, clothes, how the job is going, what new table to buy and whatever else.

Our days are numbered.