Wednesday, August 09, 2006

iPod jeans :(

Some days all you can do is stare at the screen and wonder if all this technological advancement was for the best, or if mankind would be better off if we all lived in caves and just fucked and eat berries like animals.

Levi's RedWire DLX Jeans for iPod

These are the Levi's RedWire DLX Jeans for iPod. Anyone considering buying these really ought to be storing their iPods up their arseholes.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Lemon said...

Fuck me, that is ridiculous. A great solution to a problem that doesn't exist - well done Levis!

You are going to look supercool with that cheap plastic headphone retractor attached to your belt. Why not pair it off with a mobile phone clipped to the other side, and a tucked in Red Dwarf T Shirt while you're at it - ladies watch out!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got iPod compatible jeans, they have a pocket.

They also wear out quickly, show grubby marks, and are bought primarily as fashion items rather than functional ones. I did of course pay more for the label as well.

Unlike these Levi's though they do at least appear not to have been made by a lobotomised patient in an occupational therapy session

12:53 PM  
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...

What a truly ugly pair of jeans.
Avaliable at a factory discount store near you soon, price? probably about £120 not including shIte-pod

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

incredible, its a shame that you're seven months behind everyone else...

http://www.gameoveryeah.co.uk/2006/01/clothing-technology-merge-horror-levis.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4601690.stm
http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2148389/levis-ipod-jeans

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Some Idiot said...

Oh no! I'll never be the new Engadget now :((((

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Father Viv said...

Oh no! It's so hard to know who to turn to for up-to-the-minute news on branded-fashion-victim-sartorial-disasters these days...

4:56 PM  
Anonymous yoyo said...

I used to wear a Red Dwarf T Shirt :( I think girls can tell, too because I haven't seen any action yet

:(((((

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:00 AM  
Blogger jawa said...

I think everyones a bit angry today because they all sat on their ipods.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous gravy said...

oi, twat, he didn't anywhere say they were 'new'.

The fact they are shit, pointless and worn by cunts is as valid now as it was 6 months ago.

You'd complain that "everyone else is posting these jeans" if they were on here in january

10:39 AM  
Blogger Tony said...

Six months ago Levis announced that they were going to make these jeans. Now they're on sale. Better to talk about 'em now, because now we can see what they look like. Much easier to ridicule.

Fucksake, why did I know that?

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaahaaa i've managed to wind everyone one up and swear at me!

up yours! wooooh

6:54 AM  
Anonymous gravy said...

i needed a good swear =] thanks

10:56 AM  
Blogger doktorschadenfreude said...

Swearing?

You shitsnubbing, cuntlacking, pubesnorting, teat kerfuffling monkey-son of a muppet fucker paedofolkie Wonka.

Ah... I needed that.

I shall now commit an "azmissri".

8:58 PM  
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