A proper update about the Creative Zen Neeon 2
Music, photos, video, FM radio, stupid little stick-on fascias, voice recording - the list of things you can BUT WON'T EVER EVER DO with the ZEN Neeon 2 is huge. It plays music for 20 hours or video for 8 hours, which is pointless - who ever wanks for eight hours solid?
It comes in 1GB, 2GB or 4GB versions, which is not exciting but true. Better news is that you can drag files directly onto it without having to use some stupid AudioLoungeMaxTransferLife2.1 software they've made specially, so it might actually be usable.
ONLY NOT
Were it to come out here for the same price it comes out in America instead of twice as much, we'd consider buying one.
It comes in 1GB, 2GB or 4GB versions, which is not exciting but true. Better news is that you can drag files directly onto it without having to use some stupid AudioLoungeMaxTransferLife2.1 software they've made specially, so it might actually be usable.
ONLY NOT
Were it to come out here for the same price it comes out in America instead of twice as much, we'd consider buying one.
Item posted at 3:07 PM
10 Comments:
excuse me whilst i absorb four pedestrian crossings
So, the most important part, what colours does it come in?
Azure paradise, sleek graphite, midnight passion, skidmark brown, tampon rouge?
We need to know.
I'm sure I could stretch to 8 hours
But where's it's PHONE function?
mrplow, what's the matter? It comes in an astonishing THREE colours shades! African midnight (black), atlantic storm (grey) and caribbean lagoon (blue). I hope it also comes in a 70s canadian grizzly/sahara sunset/antartic white style, so it goes well with retro IKEA furniture.
like almost everything in my life it looks like an electric shaver.
hi all i'm back from my hols from mallorca, where i used my ipod. just go for what everyone else uses and you can't go wrong.
anyway i like fannypad and his amusing quips it give me something to look forward to on these bleak summer months.
So can we expect the Zen Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeon 20 in 2009?
like almost everything else in my life, it looks just the right thickness to jam under my desk's leg to stop the whole damn thing wobbling
IT's also the right thickness that, if I were to place it down on the pub table for more a millisecond, I'd have to slide it off the table - through beer, pork scratchings and vomit - to get it back in my pocket. All due to the fact I have fat fucking fingers.
I know for 110% fact that creative don't guarantee their products aginst beer, being taken from their original packaging or failures due to looking at them funny, like.
you don't have to wank for 8 hours in one go - pace yourself, take 10 minute breaks, go for a walk, have a wank on the walk.
this could be the way you find love, but it will probably be because you bump into someone from this site doing the same thing as you, on a wank walk with your zen.
kiss kiss
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