Thursday, August 03, 2006

Robot sex machines march on

Another cute woman settles down with a robot. Another possible lady is, tonight, as we type, being pounded rhythmically and ruthlessly 2000 times a second, while her new robot companion simultaneously vibrates with the force of a pneumatic drill. After sex, it will head back to the recharging pod leaving her with all of the bed.

This is the beginning of the rout of civilisation, of the massacre of mankind.

It's actually a Hyper Hybrid Gundam model

There's probably a man inside it. Or at least a dwarf.

REASONS WOMEN PREFER ROBOTS TO MEN:
  • Abs literally of steel

  • New personality upgrades make it easy to have sex with someone else - and it's not really cheating

  • Self-cleaning penises

  • Never tire of having the same argument even as many as 15 times each day

  • PRIME DIRECTIVE: Agree with everything even if it's something really fucking stupid, like that green looks a bit like orange
  • 16 Comments:

    Anonymous girl said...

    There you go AGAIN not understand what women want AGAIN.

    We dont want all of the bed. We want you to warm the bed up for us, then move over to the edge so we can lie in the lovely middle section.

    The robot should have some kind of built in hot water bottle. Back to the drawing board for this robot AGAIN.

    PS- I think thats the robot you have the t-shirt of.

    5:11 PM  
    Blogger jawa said...

    im sure this robot could squirt its warm axel juice all over the bed for you.

    or at least the dwarf inside it could.

    anyway. the robot isnt big. the woman is only 2 inches tall. just big enough to put in my bottom.

    5:34 PM  
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    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    They are still missing an important feature, the exchangeable male and female genitals to satisfy the gay customers as well. This would revolutionize the definition of "plug and play".

    8:49 PM  
    Anonymous anonymouse said...

    would & would (if well lubricated.. and all the pointy edges were covered with fluffy stuff.)

    8:55 PM  
    Anonymous Some Total Bellend said...

    Best update ever!

    10:41 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    That's not a sex robot. Evidence:
    -no penis
    -hands not suitable for grabbing tits

    But there are other important things:
    -big gun
    -shield
    -scary face (sticking out tonge)

    Conclusion: it's an ANTI-sexbot, designed to KILL those horny sex bots! (so I don't get why the girl's looking so happy)

    12:58 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    The Girl has a white plastic middle region. She's obviously a robot too. Robot on robot sex is probable less of an issue for mankind.

    10:59 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    JUST thought i'd give a quick update on what i've had sex with recently, this morning i stopped off and fucked a GATE!

    And no ordinary gate either, this was a metal one, so goosepimples achieved full power from the cool air.

    It was great, I went down this side road that some people use to skip traffic, parked up and went for it. I only pulled the penis out at first, but as i came closer to that final moment my trousers went down and i pulled my shirt off. It was so much fun. And i was looking down at the road below so its possible i was seen! YES!

    7:08 AM  
    Anonymous Spudcunt said...

    Cool, nice War of the Worlds quote.

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    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    thats a scaled down gundam from an anime nothing to do with robot sex

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