There's an MP3 player for swimmers now
Why does everyone think they have to listen to music all the time now? What happened to thinking? To quiet reflection? Daydreaming? Having ideas? Remembering things? Thinking of funny things to say tomorrow should the same events as today occur?
You can't think of things while listening to this week's Franz Ferdinand clone singing about cutting themselves. So stop listening to music and think about a joke or an idea or an invention or a song instead!
That was today's moral.
It really is an MP3 player for swimmers. SwiMP3 MP3 Player - Finis
OTHER MODERN-DAY MORALS:
You can't think of things while listening to this week's Franz Ferdinand clone singing about cutting themselves. So stop listening to music and think about a joke or an idea or an invention or a song instead!
That was today's moral.
It really is an MP3 player for swimmers. SwiMP3 MP3 Player - Finis
OTHER MODERN-DAY MORALS:
Always get off at the next stop if a mumbling rasta man stands next to you Toast for dinner makes a man healthy and strong The more porn you look at the more money those girls make to buy clothes for their children Wanking into clothes strengthens the fibres Stay inside, stay safe
Item posted at 12:59 PM
16 Comments:
Since water allows sound to travel more easily, you could play your tracks underwater and annoy everyone.
Obviously not a Sony product or that woman would be wearing a pink one.
I've had her by the way.
Me too.
I think her name is Steve.
I wonder if the advert will feature enlightened music choices such as 'Underwater Love'. If i were an advertising exec rather than an idiot i would have been payed a couple of grand for that.
Poor model can't even afford hair :(
Cancerpatients still have a use after all.
sharks are attract by electrical currents
sharks are attracted by vibration
speakers work by causing a vibration so...
...so sharks will be the target market.
Hmmmm....thats cunning
looks similar to those knob cheeses that wear bluetooth headsets. i wouldn't mind but it's the smug look they give whilst pushing an asda trolley talking to another knob cheese doing the same.
They'll be putting them in coffins next. You heard it here first folks!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29453627
jesus... scroll down. its near the bottom.
not a working link, sorry... cut and paste, you idiots.
eh?
"Always get off at the next stop if a mumbling rasta man stands next to you"
Why? (Seriously)
You cannot think while listening to music? you must have a small brain.
I can think, listen to music and wank simultaniosly. multi tasking!
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