Woman 'messes about' with laptop

You leave her alone in the flat for 30 minutes with strict instructions not to mess about, touch any of your things or try to escape, and what does she do?



She TOUCHES YOUR THINGS and waves around your expensive laptop like it's some kind of toy! They simply cannot be trusted.

THINGS WOMEN SHOULD NOT DO WHEN LEFT ALONE IN YOUR HOUSE:

Touch your TV remote control

Go on your computer

Look at the case/screen of your computer in any detail

Drink your water

Look out of the windows

Attempt to signal to anyone

Leave their room

Go near the front door

Look in any cupboards

Touch any of the pipes/taps/heating systems

Go in the fridge

Move anything

Use or answer the telephone

Turn anything electrical that's on off, or anything that's off on

Read your magazines

Take anything out that's put away, or put anything away that's out

Use any toilet roll