"Mug me, I'm a fucking moron with my iPod on my head"

Mug me! Mug me! Mug me! Then leave my unconscious and bleeding body in an alleyway for the horrified binmen to find tomorrow morning. Thanks, stupid iPod hat.



It's the stupid iPod hat. By stupid people, for stupid people who want to be found stabbed and dead within 24 hours of going to the post office to pick up the package that's slightly too big for the letter box. "Death wish? Get this!"



Make sure you look at the iSoundCap gallery. This is a 'before' shot illustrating how hard it is to listen to an iPod when your brain's been rotted away by injecting horse testosterone for eight years because you have body image issues and think that 'big muscles' mean you're in control of your body and therefore your life.



Here they hammer the point home a bit too hard. They are exaggerating the problems of iPod headphone cables by a factor of FIVE THOUSAND BILLION.



This one's called "At the office" although they're obviously not at any office. It's the house of the man who invented it and that's his wife or girlfriend. She looks angry because they had to move all the furniture out of the way to take one stupid photo of her wearing a stupid hat that she knows is a rubbish idea and definitely wasn't worth re-mortgaging the house so 'Steve' could make 50,000 of them before even taking any concrete orders. And she's worried the chairs might not get put back exactly where they were before.

CREATE YOUR OWN FANTASY SCENARIOS HERE:
iSoundCap.com - Wire-free your music!

AND IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WASN'T STUPID ENOUGH:
Bandanas - Coming Soon.