A TV you can't use for more money than you've got

Brilliant.



Maybe next, the music companies can all release radios that play music you can't hear yet in a format that won't be ready until 2008, makes current radio sound a bit worse, and, say, charge £3000 for them. Anyone buying 1080p TVs today needs to be sat down, given a firm talking to, then painted brown and dumped in Texas with an Iraqi flag wrapped round their head and wearing nothing but a pair of black leather hotpants.