What are you people DOING?

So they made a new scooter. Well done. It looks nice and is cheap, plus it runs on electricity and we'd quite like to have one, would it not reduce our life expectancy in London from another 30 years to six minutes.

It's probably got AWESOME batteries inside it, too!

But then they go and spoil it all, by doing something stupid like taking 'lifestyle' photography:



If we had hair that nice and a friend to hold the camera and were taking these photos as a joke, that's pretty much the pose we'd strike.



Is he meant to be illustrating speed? Is that the model 'being at' 30kmph?



There's no need to hire this man at all. He's not even sitting on it or pointing at a feature. Imagine being that model and getting paid money to just stand near something for a bit. How we hate the attractive people and their 'hair'.

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