The shit presents we're actually going to get...

#2: Three DVDs from the HMV three-for-£15 range.



And we'll have to pretend we haven't (a) already seen them at the cinema or (b) downloaded them off Bittorrent or (c) thought they were all shit.



We always seem to get a thriller with Denzel Washington in, or something else that Jonathon Ross said was 'passable' if you're housebound and it's on TV.



And something that's supposed to be funny that we'd never watch, as we're MUCH too busy watching arthouse films by Almodovar and Bertolucci (this means we spend a lot of time wanking over Betty Blue) ever since we moved to a city and had to cultivate some sort of identity based around saying we like arty films.



On Ebay by Boxing Day.

WHAT YOUR SISTER GETS INSTEAD:

£28k in cash for a deposit on a house