David's nice Christmas batteries

Keen Idiot Toys reader and amateur battery enthusiast David Peters was unlucky that his mum bought him a Wahl nose hair trimmer for Christmas, but was VERY LUCKY INDEED that said shit present contained an early contender for best battery submission of 2007 - the awesome Double Panda:



2007's winner on day one? Beat that, battery fans!



David can't remember what his Lonlife came out of, which says something about the shitness of the present if it's already been binned and forgotten about a mere seven days later.



David says the Tengma came out of a Mathmos rip-off "glowy cube" and that they leaked within a few days.



David also ate a lot of Christmas cake, if the number of crumbs on his table are anything to go by. Thanks, Dave. Your miserable collection of thoughtless knock-off electrical gifts have ironically bought us quite a lot of new year cheer. Wipe down your table first next time, though.