Friday, January 04, 2008

LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY CHALLENGER: Fantastic selection of work from Canton

Nothing will beat the staggering photographic works of Parrott, but this collection of promotional pictures from German-based audio manufacturer Canton comes pretty close.

CANTON: Looking at things from an angle

Here's one of a woman looking at some sound. THAT'S how good the speakers are!

CANTON: Looking at things from an angle

What is he thinking? "I can't believe she bought me a FUCKING iPod dock for Christmas" is the best we can come up with.

CANTON: Looking at things from an angle

This is for the benefit of that woman reader who came by here once and left that comment. Maybe one day she will return if we keep up with the homoerotic product photography.

CANTON: Looking at things from an angle

This is for everyone else. This speaker is ideal for leaning on when alone at a party. You can lean on it and smile as if you're having as much fun as everyone else, when, in fact, you'd rather be at home doing blog updates or looking at photos of other people's girlfriends on Facebook.

CANTON: Looking at things from an angle

More delights can be enjoyed over at Canton's site. It shows there's a lot of potential in the European holding scene.

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9 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

How could you resist a comment on that last one?!?!?!

5:13 PM  
Blogger Niles said...

I think the second one is saying

Duuuude... it's on a glass table in the middle of the room... it's not plugged in... and it still works

zwlnjls. Polish for "not plugged in"

5:46 PM  
Anonymous niler said...

a pissed off cat that looks like its gonna merk the photographer and nearly nude chicks, whatever they are selling i want one.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous cyberfyn said...

That's not a cat. It's a baby polar bear.

1:21 PM  
Blogger doktorschadenfreude said...

None of these people have any idea of good speaker placement or sit in the decent sweet spot.

It probably doesn't matter as they're too busy listening to the voices telling them to relax and slouch in a more photogenically natural manner.

10:42 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

The woman in the first shot is shortly to pay the price for buying a decent flat in LA shortly before SkyNet became self-aware. Asshole.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

The stoner in the second one is saying, "Duuude, I'm like, the only one out of these chumps that actually gets stereo sound from my set up, but I'm like, too mashed to hear it properly. Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly," etc.

Then his dealer busts in and smashes his face with a pool cue. Maybe.

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