Friday, February 23, 2007

Canon EOS MKIII - a two-and-a-half-grand digital camera

But it's only 10 megapixels. You can get 10 megapixel cameras for about £130. What a rip off. Canon sucks. This will not be our next new camera.

Canon EOS MkIII

The EOS MKIII also looks a bit bulky and doesn't seem to have a built-in flash. Terrible. 3/10.

45 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

what, are you retarded? this is for pros - it's all about the sensor, not the mp...

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Sir JimJams said...

I was going to leap in with a "Hello to our American visitor" comment or the classic "Dear Anonymous (above) your a twat", but I think this is actually the rare double-sarcasm move. Clever. Rare and precious.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I think he was serious. This is without doubt the most uninformed "review" I have ever read.

Only 10 megapixels. Nothing said about the 10 frames per second, the world-class autofocus system (redesigned and improved), 14-bit conversion, Live Preview (how many DSLR's have this? Exactly 2), and more functions than the space shuttle.

"Retarded" is actually complimentary.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Sir JimJams said...

Hello to our American visitor.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

Sarcasm Multiplier x4!

BONUS ROUND.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get this. Are we taking the piss or not? Is the camera any good? Is it even a camera? Is that the joke - it's a washing machine?

1:11 PM  
Anonymous robotslave said...

Canon does not even try to sell cameras to difficult UKians, it sells them mainly to Japanese people who then take them to America to photograph our many scenic dams, chemical plants, and port facilities.

I don't know why they need infrared sensors and GPS recievers and all that crap built into their cameras for this, but they do. They're inscrutable like that.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Lies said...

Hi. I used to be Bert. Not Bert of Sesame Street - he was a puppet. Camera. Ok. Slightly better than batteries but I don't really want a camera at the moment because I've heard that they are going to bring out a mobile phone soon that actually has a camera in it. (I know, like me you're thinking that it's a bit far fetched - but we'll see) Now you guys are really clever and everything so maybe you can give me some advice? What I do need is a computer because I haven't got one. I saw a really cool advert the other day about 3 new computers that have just come out, one's an apple, one's a macintosh and I think the other's a mac. These new computers don't break at all, ever and you can play music on them too. I don't really want one of the old politically correct computers - because I like to be outrageous every so often and the pc brigade probably wouldn't let that happen. Now correct me if I'm wrong but the company that make apple also make ipod? Is that right? Well I know this site is an ipod site - so I guess I won't get impartial advice but is it right that they are absolutely the best by miles? They seem expensive but I've got a brilliant job and I make shit loads of money. The bank won't even take it any more I have to bury it in the garden. (Obviously I do take care with it I put it in a bin liner first. So, anyway, what do you think? Apple or Mac? Don't try to baffle me with jargon either I'm pretty clever myself. And cool.

1:54 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

non sarcastic round with bonus 3 x unfunny multipier

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

The creative writing class is nextdoor.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous mang said...

This is doomed to failure:
it's over the critical £129 threshold
it's too big to fit in your shirt pocket
it's not pink and lacks girlie patterns
it's too indiscrete for upskirts
it only uses canon lithiums, rather than chinese AAs.

On the plus side, it's clear where the lens is.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous PhilGP said...

I just found this thread - very good guys.

Anonymous ; Lucky the guy didnt review the underwater flash 580EX II !

2:06 PM  
Blogger Lies said...

Jawa - is that fruit machine talk? Do you play fruit machines? Is that the next step forward from text speak? I muliply cherry U.
Alternate? Next door? Where are you sitting? I went next door and it's a garage. There was no writing class - the mechanics looked at me as if were mad.
Seriously, why do techies hate girls so much? Get a wash, brush your teeth, throw away those awful clothes and one day they will talk to you. Is it the reality distance? The gap between what girls do in porn and what they really say to you when you ask them where you can find the ready meal aisle?

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how very strange

2:56 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

bar bar bar

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

first off, would.

secondly, this camera is so 2006.5 as there is no fm radio or bluetooth built in.

thirdly, clearly as tech guys/guys/black gays, we cannot make it all the way through the long rambling posts from the muppet. duh.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Halverde said...

That camera reminds me of this fat guy with a tiny nob who was in some porno I downloaded once.

It's... it's okay to admit that here, right?

3:20 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

Was he black?

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lies, I resent the implication that I can't get a girlfriend. I could get one if I wanted, it's just that computers don't laugh at me when I dribble, so I CHOOSE not to get a girlfriend. You big fat Zorg.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's that pricey because each model is hand carved out of 24-carrat sex by super-fit virgin Swedish women living up a mountain somewhere.

That and the fact that for once the sensor IS big enough for that number of pixels. Huzzah!

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Groundskeeper JimJams said...

Please do not feed the troll. She's obviously just started work in an office and is beginning to see the pointlessness and futility of her job, her life, and everybody else's jobs and lives, and she's angry and frustrated that everyone else seems to not care, without realizing that detachment is the only way to cope with the endless existential horror that is modern life.

And hats off to Jawa for "bar bar bar".

3:50 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

did someone say hats?

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

You stay away with that Monkey Hats stuff Jawa. Giving me the willies and not in that oh-so-good way either.

I took that last link and long story short, i am still having nightmares of monkey porn proportions.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Lies said...

'Hats off to Jawa' Did you REALLY write that? 'Hats off' Is that some kind of 'I'm taking my condom off now Jawa' type of remark. Jimjams. Detached, cool, aware of the world and its workings and on top of the whole thing like a James Bond techie. Unflappable. All knowing. 'Three rousing cheers for Jimjams' I like that you think of me as a female troll. I'm going to try to live up to that.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Wikipedia said...

Troll.

4:53 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

That whole condom thing is sick. Really... whats up with your brain?

4:57 PM  
Anonymous censored said...

It's gone weird in here. Is there a world-class thing holding event over the weekend so we can get back to normal?


atubotl - some sort of African beer?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

flourishing rectal cauliflower.

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like a leather handbag with a hole for your knob...

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Jim Jams 007 said...

Yay! Back to normal!

PS. I'm taking my condom off now Jawa.

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Vi Agra said...

SHEESH!!! Seems you can't say anything on the interweb without attracting those damned Canon EOS MKIII fanbois. If they're not intimidating paparazzi into eschewing other brands' perfectly good offerings, then they're posting random dribble on otherwise pleasant blogs.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous boss of the blog said...

Stop it. Just stop it. If you can't play nicely then you can all come indoors. I came outdoors once, just had to put it back in and walk home 'funny'.

It's okay to say "hats off" unless you're only talking to black fellows and the honkies are allowed to leave their hats on.

I think a nice thing-holding would douse this flame.

Twinkly music...

12:46 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

pbviously very few people here know anything about photography.

12:20 AM  
Blogger oddity_ukr said...

I thought a built in flash was STANDARD these days. 'shooting up to 10 fps', you need at least 25fps for it not to be jerky.

Hello americans

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that camera actually looks pretty decent. it has a proper lens that you can change and adjust and a sensor big enough to actually use those 10 megapixels properly.

It is however very much an anorak camera with no style whatsoever.

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Carl Zeiss said...

pbviously a few people here know anything about keyboards

9:03 AM  
Blogger jawa said...

pbviously.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Carl Zeiss said...

"pbvious" is an adjective describing something that is easily understood apart from for Americans. I suspect it will come in handy around here a lot.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous The British Ambassador said...

In the interests of international relations, I should point out that when we say "Americans" we're referring to the other 95% of Americans, not you. Tom Waits and Stephen Colbert for instance, they're lovely.

3:26 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

well thats pbvious. It goes without saying. Chuck Norris is also exempt.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

Hasselhoff. I win.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

thred mnkys...lives/space available

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