You could at least have linked to the Electrolux Vacuum Shoes. Tomorrow you should post an item with no picture and no words except an invitation to comment on the nothingness. I dare you.
uctbhroa: a Scottish coastal villlage your parents thought was an acceptable holiday destination but is actually a smelly grey shit-hole with a view of an oil-rig on the horizon and is the reason you will never visit Scotland again in your life.
The designers have quite unashamedly utilised a cunic form to "sex-up" this vacum cleaner. This is an interesting strategy as it draws into question the target demographic... do they feel that women respond to the cunic form as a response to latent lesbian urges or is it more simply that men tend to purchase new vacum cleaners as valentines presents.
I think you'll find as soon as you turn it on that it sounds remarkably like the Xbox 360.
And my verification was: wtohstie (n) weh-toh-stee early 21st century innovation in heated filled bread products, differentiated from the toastie by being wet.
I want to know why, after years of so-called 'cyclone' cleaners dominating ad campaigns, and with pretty much every manufacturer now given over to making this one type of hoover, nobody has cottoned on to the fact that you still need to get your hands dirty cleaning their filters and they still lose suction after prolonged use. These two things were the cyclone system's biggest selling points, and they're both big fat lies. I was going to round off with a clever link to the PS3 but now I can't be fucked.
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Wow, this update "literally" sucks.
Looks like its Darth Vaders helmet cleaner!!
This is the future of the internet.
Where's the Lens?
Oh and probably already have....
I bet its voice-operated or something.
A Panasonic vacuum? Neat. Looking forward to the Philips and Sony models next week.
You could at least have linked to the Electrolux Vacuum Shoes. Tomorrow you should post an item with no picture and no words except an invitation to comment on the nothingness. I dare you.
uctbhroa: a Scottish coastal villlage your parents thought was an acceptable holiday destination but is actually a smelly grey shit-hole with a view of an oil-rig on the horizon and is the reason you will never visit Scotland again in your life.
I work at the manufacturing plant and my job is to have every vacuum before its sent out for a health and safety check.
So would and have.
How many megapixels is that?
That vacuum cleaner is a cunt!
This is all you need a vacuum for. Let your baby keep the floor clean.
um, it is the next iphone-killer?
Are you sure that's a Vaccum? and not a new uber gaming tower case with extra cpu cooling option fitted?
does it do crisps
is it for dwarfs?
Why would anyone build a vacuum cleaner for sucking up dwarfs? Unless they're planning some sort of coup...
Tell us what you know. Now.
The designers have quite unashamedly utilised a cunic form to "sex-up" this vacum cleaner. This is an interesting strategy as it draws into question the target demographic... do they feel that women respond to the cunic form as a response to latent lesbian urges or is it more simply that men tend to purchase new vacum cleaners as valentines presents.
oh wait, that's not funny at all.
If Sony made a vacuum, it'd be the only one of their products that doesn't suck. Ha.
...sorry.
Isn't that the PS3 ?
Cyberfyn said...
Isn't that the PS3 ?
I think you'll find as soon as you turn it on that it sounds remarkably like the Xbox 360.
And my verification was:
wtohstie (n) weh-toh-stee early 21st century innovation in heated filled bread products, differentiated from the toastie by being wet.
Does it come in white? LOL!
AK Wins, we may as well all not bother trying to be funny now.
It's a fat fucker isn't it?
I want to know why, after years of so-called 'cyclone' cleaners dominating ad campaigns, and with pretty much every manufacturer now given over to making this one type of hoover, nobody has cottoned on to the fact that you still need to get your hands dirty cleaning their filters and they still lose suction after prolonged use. These two things were the cyclone system's biggest selling points, and they're both big fat lies. I was going to round off with a clever link to the PS3 but now I can't be fucked.
Just vacuum your house twice a year. That way they never lose suction.
This was originally a spaceship in a episode of Thunderbirds.
This is not funny ^_^
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