Monday, February 19, 2007

CHEATS!

There are definitely five hands in this photo:

Thing-holding SCUM

The depths people will sink to are unbelievable. The Korean pair is bound to be stripped of their bronze when this photo is investigated.

They will also be given a warning over the state of their faces.

40 Comments:

Blogger Hamstermemnon said...

just stripped will do

3:44 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

Firstly, GAAGH!

Secondly, that's six hands, blindy. Did you miss the hand on the shoulder? And they're all men's hands...

3:45 PM  
Anonymous censored said...

It's astonishing they're using two hands to perform the very basic vertically-aligned base hold. Are you sure this isn't an archive picture from the 1982 amateur thing-holding cup?

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Pedantic said...

That's "to which people will sink" and "be given a warning". Unless they're giving a cautionary tale about how their faces got so messed up.

OK, I'll concede that one.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous gaijintendo said...

Maybe they are not cheating... They have a look about them that says "I have extra appendages".

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no, no, I've heard about this one.

When they originally took the picture, they were performing the incredibly difficult "levitation" maneuver. Everyone was so sure it was faked anyway that they just shopped the hands in there to make it more believable.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous The Wiggist said...

Wouldn't. Wouldn't.

4:46 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

I'm no oil painting myself, but fucking hell! That one on the right is a bit grim.

4:49 PM  
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...

Well, you are what you eat. Think the one on the left is giving my pot plant the eye.

Reminds me of an old joke

Q: Why do butt-ugly Korean birds give exceptionally good head?

A: They have to

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Lynn fucking Truss said...

Dear Pedantic,

"The depths people will sink to" is perfectly fine in descriptive, diachronic linguistics. If anyone tells you otherwise burn their stupid copy of eats shoots & leaves.

The second one isn't though

5:02 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

For everyone who, like me, needed to look that up:

diachronic or historical linguistics, the study of how languages and language families change over time.

And hasn't Lynn Truss got agressive lately?

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The one on the right is Jimmy Carr.

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

And why does the phone in the center require two man-hands to hold it? Is it really that much heavier? Perhaps it is filled with AA batteries?

verification word: uaioq - It looks better upside down...

5:28 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

Man Hands: Mands.

5:42 PM  
Anonymous mang said...

And Korea should be reprimanded for violating rule 1 of the World Thing Holding Association: Only women are allowed to hold things.

6:58 PM  
Anonymous Outraged of Somewhere said...

The World Thing Holding Association has had it's interweb site domain-squatted by a bunch of sandal-wearing yogurt-knitting health-weirdos:

http://www.wtha.com/

7:10 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

Massive wonky alien head.

Still would.

11:36 PM  
Anonymous rawr said...

after seeing there faces - wouldnt.

the faceless hand - would except hand goodness xD

6:39 AM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

Jawa - it's because of her massive wonky alien hat, isn't it?

6:43 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

That's the spirit Thing! Lend a hand...

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Gray fucking V said...

My previous post disappeared, possibly due to lack of wit. But it was only as I submitted it that I realised how right I was.

I used a cunning quote from The Adams Family (movie):

"That's the spirit Thing, lend a hand!"

But then it struck me, these people are not merely thing-holding, they're holding Thing!

Not content with displaying gadgets, they've grabbed the quirky dismembered hand from the US Sit'com' from the 1800s. Obviously going for a high mark in creative interpretation.

Another great idea, wrecked by mingers.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

I know...

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God

12:17 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

No hats :(

1/10

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're actually really fit - look closely and you'll realise they're just being swung round at speed on a centrefuge. If you grab your monitor and spin anticlockwise you'll see them in all their glory.

Phwoar.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"anticlockwise"? I do not think it means what you think it means. What do you have against clocks and their mechanism?

runner ups: anti-intuitive, antiproductive, antipunch.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Counter clockwise is so much better: a pre-emptive strike against clocks.

bjkvp - Korean mingers blow the VP ..

3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, please, please update this site. I keep coming back to check to see if there's anything new, and I keep having to look at these disturbingly ugly women. This is certainly some kind of mental cruelty

3:15 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

Those are men's hands... i mean they belong to men.

It's some kind of cellphone Bukkake.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for clearing up what you meant by "Those are men's hands".

I thought you meant "I am in love with an umpa-lumpa" but now I stand corrected.

8:42 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

Mands.

8:55 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

I can't stop giggling at "mands"

Darn, mands.co.uk, mands.com, mands.org... oh my god, they are prepping for world domination!


teaxalfk: Today the Gov't approved the merger of TEAX and Aflac...In other news, oh there is no other news according to websites that don't update.

9:12 PM  
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...

Anyone get the feeling our glorious leader is in bed with a sniffle?

8:54 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

He's shagging Jo from S Club???

10:02 AM  
Blogger jawa said...

i think he went on holiday. The ponce. Only Ponces go on holidays.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous A Ponce said...

I dispute that.

Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld.

11:16 AM  
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fucking word verification doesn't work on my blackberry =/

insert your own racist/sexist/mac bashing/chauvinistic quote here. You know what to expect from me (us?)

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