F.A.O. all three of our girl readers
Nokia's made this especially for you. Try not to lose it among the 12 cushions needlessly placed on your bed, or behind those teddy bears you really should have put up in the loft by now as you're 26.
The Nokia N7373 'special' edition. It's special because (400 WORD RANT REMOVED TO AVOID OFFENDING WOMEN AND THE GAY).
The Nokia N7373 'special' edition. It's special because (400 WORD RANT REMOVED TO AVOID OFFENDING WOMEN AND THE GAY).
Item posted at 5:20 PM
41 Comments:
we have a gay?
Since when don't we mind offending women and the gay?
Christina Aguilera edition, that one.
Word verification: grmar. My grmar, used to lock me in her attic :(
Yeah im a gay. Not sure if im the only one that reads this. I havent had time to ask all the other gays (in patronising "I have a gay friend, do you know him?" terms of course all gay men know each other, just like all black men know each other etc etc).
Does anyone know any gay black men?
random pearl neckless gag
Does anyone know any gay black men?
I do. Really. And your comment has made me realize how rare and precious he is.
Ooh, is that me? Well thank you for the pink phone, it will go perfectly with my pink hair and my husband's pink scooter.
There was a gay, black, Tory MP on Big Brother a few years ago.
He was like white gold.
Thanks pal.
Thanks pal.
Thanks pal. (whilst dancing)
You know at least three 26 year old women? I feel this should be discussed at lenght. Have you hobbled them yet? Are you doing all the cleaning up yourself or have you hired immigrant help? How long does the hair take to grow back.
Why do you have this site? Do you make money from it? Are you hoping to sell it for millions? (I hope you can) It seems pointless. It's nice and everything and sometimes funny, but how much time do you waste on this? Is it just a public service? Is it just a demonstation of how to beat google? That's good I suppose. Are you in a really boring job and no one knows that when you are typing furiously you aren't actually doing any work, you're doing this. I do that too, but I write 'it's bad, it's sooo bad.' over and over again into a word document - and then delete it. Have you looked back at the archive and thought, 'yes I've achieved something here.'? Is it like a modern open comedy novel that you are slowly building up with repetative themes and re-emerging characters? I'm just curious. Bert.
What happened to my post, 'what's the point of this site?' Hahaha.
Oh, there's my post, in the holding tank waiting to be checked for swear words, in case any need to be added. Blogs, technology, buttons, it's all too much for me.
Bert.
It's performance art. I'm highlighting the transience of the fledgling new media and the folly of flash-in-the-pan opinions, while also cleverly saying iPods are for cunts and learning about what camera to get.
Bert. I never thought I'd feel compelled to write a "I'm Zorg's number one fan and leave him alone!" type comment but seeing as I AM his number one fan and am in a really boring job, I thought on this one occassion I might.
This site is a 'blog'. You are currently able to access it using something called 'the internet'. There are many 'blogs' on 'the internet' and this one likes to takes the piss out of technology's advances but don't worry, not all 'blogs' do the same. You might actually be able to find one which you like and then stop posting useless comments in the ones which you evidently don't.
The answers to your other questions are as follows; yes he does get paid for doing it actually. Or at least I assume he should do judging by the fact that there are Google ads on the page and he should be getting commission on them; yes, (my finely tuned stalking tactics would tell me that) he is in a boring job and uses these blogs as his creative outlets seeing as his job has restrictions. But its not that bad really as his job pays loads.
Oh and he doesn't need to sift through the archives saying to himself "Wow, I've really achieved something here." Because 10000 people a day already do it for him.
"Why do you have this site? Do you make money from it? Are you hoping to sell it for millions? (I hope you can) It seems pointless."
Your amazing statement of "it's pointless, yet worth £millions" once again demonstrates your twatishness and deems your comment absolutely 'pointless'.
would anyone care for a parasol?
Im scared of 'Bert' and 'Anonymous' now.
Wheres Ernie when you need him!
Bert killed him for starting his own blog.
> his job pays loads.
I thought he was a games journalist?
There's nothing scarier than a Number One Fan. I do prefer rants to be fired off in an incoherent rage and filled with spelling mistakes, though.
Bert should stay, I like the cut of his jib.
Bert, I think the better question is why are we here (no, not in a meta-physical way, but here @www....). If it is pointless, wouldn't commenting on the pointless be the next step?
Personally, I find the humour of ipod docks (what got me hooked) and batteries fantastic. It is a refreshing breeze of neo-tech nuances with the flair of british, ahem, humour.
"We mock what we do not understand."
Hi guys, shit here eh?
Oh Yeah? Well it takes one to know one.
Hi Bert here again, just let me climb out of Ernie a second. First of all very big up and total credit and ting to idiot, (yes, anon, see I AM cool). I'm bigging you up big style (too many bigs?)because usually my posts to other blogs get stopped. It's probably because other bloggers are so insecure about the size of their penises. That's what I've always put it down to anyway.(By the way, what's a Zorg? Is that like a totally cool 'camera' or something? If so I'll get one.) Anon, chill man, relax up yourself. (Ah, I can imagine how chilled you're getting right now.) Anon, thank you for putting those quotation marks around the words for me - the words I don't understand and all. You are so right too, I don't even have a 'computer'. I actually don't even know what they look like and that's why I was surfing the web, (I'm not ready for the internet yet) I was looking for a picture of one so I could buy one, off the web, or Argos someday. Who knows. I do like to demonstrate my twatishness. Usually I do this by covering myself in fish paste and pubic hair. It's funny that you should mention it though because once when I wouldn't buy him a pint my dad called me a tight twat, like really shouted it, but as I pointed out to him at the time I'd always assumed a tight twat was a nice thing.
Anyway, gotta go, so many blogs to leave comments on, so little time. By the way have you thought of asking Anon for a contribution as he's such a big fan? If I know web folk (although I don't know any) the sniff of having to pay anything for anything will send him scuttling back to play with his Zorg (Is it a type of ipod? Am I close?)
Bert.
help
On second thought, Bert should leave.
That's it Bert, always leave em wanting more.
Or at least close with a knob gag.
"let me climb out of Ernie a second. First of all very big up and total credit and ting to idiot"
Looks like we've found our black gay man after all! -
But can he dance?
And does he like hats?
Jawa, just for you: Mr. Monkey's World Of Hats
Thank god i was already naked and lubed when i clicked that link!!!
Why is there a freaky skull jewelry attached to it?
That's to appeal to the Arthur C Clarke crowd.
JimJams,
Thanks, now I am creeped out by monkeys and their owners.
I was a bit disappointed the link text was copyrighted.
Another day, another species...
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