Tuesday, March 13, 2007

290KG Clean & Jerk

It was an impressive hold to begin with, but when she waved to the crowd with her left hand the roof nearly came off the stadium!

Some LG thing, holding some other LG thing

Strength and control. Soon-Pak's face muscles are relaxed, her smile genuine - she is a true professional even at the tender age of 18. LG's investment in its youth system is really starting to produce the goods. The rumours of Samsung signing her for a world record $14.5m could be true, based on this peerless display.

Some LG thing, sitting near some other LG thing

Such strength in those tiny, delicate bones. She is like a tiny, delicate bird. We'd hold her so tight, so very tight. So tight that she feels very relaxed and eventually stops flapping around. Then we'd put her in our pocket where she'd be safe and no one could take her away.

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Blogger jawa said...

I thought it was customary to put them in a shoebox until they rot.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

Always remember: Jerk, then clean.

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That depends on what you do with your hands and how often you wash them ..

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Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...

Look like Bang & Orrufson

4:03 PM  
Anonymous kale said...

As good as she undoubtedly is, there must be question marks about her diva-like temprement. Refusing to stand? Preposterous behaviour! She probably had a dressing room full of pink puppy dogs and brown M&Ms. Samsung would do well to stay clear. This one is trouble, mark my words.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

She can't stand. You try entering the thing-holding world at the tender age of 8 and see if your spine hasn't given out by the time you're 18.

It's all glamour on camera, but as soon as the lights go out they wheel in the spinal board and away she's carried.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

...and as she is carried away, lying prone and unable to move from below her waste, the red light on my Nikon D40x slowly throbs in the background...

4:41 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

...unable to move from below her waste...
That's when you know you really have to cut down on the laxatives.

5:02 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

...red light stops throbbing...

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

More quadriplegic Asian gadget model fan fiction, please.

5:12 PM  
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Once the fan fic really starts flowing, you could add a seperate tgp section.

ijjjrnh - Noun. An epileptic in a strobe disco.

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