Thursday, March 15, 2007

HUGE Sony Ericsson W660i lifestyle photography!

These are her fingernails!

Sony Ericsson W660i lifestyle photography!

We'd estimate the camera that took this photograph cost upwards of £200 and had at least 7.0 megapixels.

Sony Ericsson W660i AND WOMAN

The original photo is 7216 x 5412. This sets a new record. This is the Bob Beamon of image resolutions. It's unlikely you'll ever see an image at a higher resolution than this in your lifetime.

A woman's face really big

This is her face!

Sony Ericsson W660i and that woman again

This photo is also 7216 x 5412. If the internet is going slowly for you today, it's because of this.

Sony Ericsson W660i and that woman again

We have something proper to say about this picture - the W660 still uses the STUPID headphone adapter thing which means you can't just plug in some normal headphones.

The only time we've ever used one of these it didn't work properly and was all crackly and wonky, which is all the evidence we need to make sweeping statements about none of them ever working.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous JimJams said...

She's concealed her fingerprints to avoid being cloned. Clever woman. Would.
No EXIF data, though. Original images? Pretty please? Where's the lens pbviously terrorist cock?

12:36 PM  
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...

her neck is broken in pic 2
still would tho, as long as she wasn't too cold

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the most intimate I've ever been with a woman. God bless technology.

1:21 PM  
Blogger ino said...

amen

1:26 PM  
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...

The phone looks 'compact' because her hands are so bloody big. It's really the size of a vacuum cleaner.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh god, at least 6 times in the arse for sure.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous kale said...

7216 x 5412??? The human eye doesn't even reach that level of resolution.

2:14 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

She's goofy and not even slightly yellow. Wouldnt.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

two words: Mands

and that last pic with the flaccid pose? She is telling us the phone is not worth the gum I put under my seat on the bus this morn...

zxjhmhr: Blogger has obviously caught on that I make fun of their verification words and now refuse to play.

2:30 PM  
Blogger ino said...

the phone isn't even playing... on both photos is on 02:26 of modern class song, and it isn't on pause either. Obviously (note that I'm not writing it with a p) it is some sort of sticker or something.... sony ass muthafuckaasssss


note that I'm not writing the word verification either..

3:37 PM  
Blogger ino said...

oh i got it now... they photographed her, her twin sister and the phone from the previous post at the same time of day, while playing the same bit of song. Now that I see they've gone through all this technical difficulties, I suddenly started to LOVE SONY so so much

3:41 PM  
Anonymous The Wiggist said...

Amazing. Who needs photos that big? What do they think we are going to do with them? Nip home and use a hock-cutter to slice some holes in the appropriate places on the life size collage?

Would. A lot. Damn paper cuts.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Win XP calculator says 39'052'992 Pixels.

Therefore:
http://www.phaseone.com/Content/p1digitalbacks/P-,-a-,H-series/P%2045.aspx

Costs: about 19'000 £ / 37'000 $ only for the the sensor. The camera and lens (Hasselblad) make 8'400 £ / 16'400 $ plus...

One file is about 300 MB (16 bit TIFF).

I used one myself. Unfortunately not my own ...

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

Nice work, Holmes.

EXIF data

4:48 PM  
Anonymous spangles said...

The Sony Ericsson adaptor/charger/proprietary things are rubbish and the reason i won't be getting another Sony phone in future.

That, and the constant nagging fear it might explode in my pocket.

Why doesn't porn come in resolutions that big? Wiggit: don't forget to buy some liver and a jar on the way home :)

6:26 PM  
Anonymous JimJams said...

Thanks for the EXIF. So her name is Faye. Faye...

I went to the Sony Ericsson press photo library and it's a goldmine. Some familiar photos we've seen here and some that snuck past, though maybe a bit much to take in all at once.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous JimJams again said...

Just so you know, you can get a standard headphone adaptor for the stupid headphone adaptor.

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope those teeth dont scrape the shaft

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Blogger MrG said...

Would. In this order: mouth, twat, mouth, ass, and definitely would splash my cologne all over her porcelain-not-a-hint-of-yellow face.

11:41 AM  
Blogger jawa said...

isnt friday night ladies night? Where's this weeks paedo?

2:17 PM  
Anonymous clashcityrockerkat said...

Yeh, where's my hunk of spunk eye-candy!? We're jonesing, here!

yktenhr - yaks only charge a tenner an hour. Bargain, but only if you're desperate. Or Jeff Minter.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous your saviour, cap'n gravy said...

I might possibly kill for a phone that could TAKE PICTURES OF ITSELF!

Although I wouldn't really want one because all phones are shit, I just need a reasonable excuse to KILL.

"That infuriatingly shitty iPod dock I saw at Currys" doesn't work more than once. Not that anyone cares if a Currys employee is killed via "Sony Vaio battery up the arse" tactics. The little bastards.

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One can almost make out some actual cleavage in the final shot. A spring-board to mirth? Was it fuck.
You 'people' make me vomit with rage.

4:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't. Hangnail, right middle finger.

1:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang, I was going to say that that resolution sounded like a P45 back. We have one at work. It's gorgeous. The RAW files are 48Mb, so you can only get 20 shots on a 1Gb card, so if you are taking a white balance and bracketing the exposure, that's 5 photos per card :(

3:58 PM  
Blogger CoreBurn said...

7216 x 5412 is pretty big, but that's not even half the size of some of the images coming from NASA's MRO probe taking pics of the Mars... like this one at 25300 x 35555
http://hiroc.lpl.arizona.edu/images/PSP/diafotizo.php?ID=PSP_001816_1410

At full size you can truely get lost in some of those images.

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仓储笼
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储物笼
上海仓储笼
南京仓储笼
北京仓储笼
广州仓储笼
仓储笼
仓库笼
折叠式仓储笼
蝴蝶笼
储物笼
南京仓储笼
上海仓储笼
北京仓储笼
广州仓储笼

仓储笼
仓库笼
折叠式仓储笼
蝴蝶笼
储物笼
南京仓储笼
上海仓储笼
北京仓储笼
广州仓储笼
仓储笼
仓库笼
折叠式仓储笼
蝴蝶笼
南京仓储笼
上海仓储笼
北京仓储笼
广州仓储笼

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