Thursday, March 08, 2007

The new Nikon D40x

It's one of those big black ones. The other kind of camera. The kind of camera you can't put in your gay manbag/satchel, as it's a bit heavy and will make the strap dig into your weak, effeminate little shoulder.

Nikon D40x

It does 10.2 megapixles, and shoots 3 frames a second in continuous upskirt mode, although Nikon has cut corners by removing the built-in flash. This is a worrying development in digital cameras. Why anyone would buy a camera without a flash is a mystery.

31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm...it does have a flash. The bit that says 'Nikon' pops up and 'does' the flash.

Clever, aint it.

Where they have cut corners is removing the mechanical AF interlock used on legacy lenses, thereby requiring you to use modern AF-S lenses in order to achieve Autofocus.

Sorry...

11:53 AM  
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...

i heard that they stopped doing built in flashes due to complaints about the glare reflecting from the white panties....

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or rather, the bit above the bit that says Nikon pops up. To be pedantic.

11:59 AM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

Less cameras, more batteries!

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Halverde said...

Where's the lens?

12:23 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

I heard that the red area below the "action" button (I believe it's called that) throbs red like an evil robot's eye whenever you point it at any girl under the age of 17.

Much cooler than having to make gurgling noises. Well done Nikon.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is quite correct. It's called the 'underage desist light'

12:58 PM  
Anonymous JC said...

Does it have a John Chow mode? I'm not interested if it hasn't.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous 10,000 Angry Vegans said...

can it make you gay? we feel this is a closeted issue

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's "underage desist" then why does it also make a "yumyumyummyyumyum" sound at the same time?

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have one of these and I used it to bludgeon an (ex-)girlfriend to death, then take pictures of her corpse.

It's very good at both bludgeoning and taking pictures. Buy it!

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Carl Zeiss said...

It's great for taking pictures of luke & me, pbviously.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1419918086073198063kXyKRt

Next one down on Google's list is the stupidest site on the bit of the net with the same IP sub-net as this one. Pbviously. The top link is probably more interesting than anything here, so not worth linking.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pbviously

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

Luke's done well for himself (unless that's his mum (and if it is his mum I bet he still imagines doing her)).

2:47 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

What's all this shit about spelling the word 'OBVIOUSLY' using a 'P' instead of an 'O'?

Have I missed something?

I'm both enraged, and confused.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous father viv said...

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Anonymous DrayV said...

The letter "P" has become the coolest letter on the net. Since the advent of the common phrase "Pwned" used in the gaming world was adopted by main stream browsers, the letter "P" can be used at the beginning of any word traditionally beginning with the letter "O", in order to appeal to people of a higher social standing.

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4:18 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

You have missed out. Not only that you are behind the times.

Also i heard that you dont like hats.

4:40 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

And dont you mean dverlords?

4:46 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

Thanks for the lesson. I understand that I don't have much respect on here, but what little I had has now been lost. Forever.

I do like hats though. Sometimes I leave the house wearing nothing but a hat, as it's easier to wash the blood off your naked body.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous You said...

Hardly naked if you're wearing a hat. Cock.

qhvxei = Martian for homophobic tv cook personality.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Yankee Doodle said...

Pbviously it was started, like most stupid annoying things, by accident by a Merkin. Link is here. Explanation was provided here. Google is slowly catching up and changing the world so they all know better.

6:29 PM  
Blogger Nigel Tufnel said...

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1419918746073198063hELZOK

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hole on the front of that is tiny, you'd never fit 10.2 megapixels in. Probably closer to 1.5 tops.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That one in the orange is HAWT. Probably only 15 too.

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1419918086073198063kXyKRt

pbviously would me ... Too bad I'm the only one who would me ...

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like how they removing the status LCD, though it's noticeably smaller than D50/D70.

Also listen to Anonymous @ 1:38 PM, he knows what he's talking about.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Overpriced Designer Man Bag said...

How heavy can a camera get? My manbags have plenty of room.

As someone mentioned before, sounds like a closeted issue to me.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good grief! This has to be the worst review I have ever read... it does have a built-in flash. Did you even look at the product photo before writing this article?

The imagery of some big beefy 'man' camera is also better left to some other camera... ya know, like one that isn't the _smallest_ Nikon dSLR on the market. Many people actually complain that it's too small for their hands.

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