A nice easy phone for granddad

It's got big buttons, granddad. BIG BUTTONS. Can you see? Look, here. HERE. You press these to dial the number. Yes, you've got my number. Yes, it's written down in your telephone number book by the phone. No, I've had the same number for eight years. My birthday is in July. No, I'm a bit more than 13 now. No, I've been 5' 11" since 1989.



Anyway. This is a phone someone's made for old people. It has big buttons, because old people have big fingers thanks to the 46 years of hard manual labour they went through so that YOU can just SIT THERE trying to think of FUNNY COMMENTS to say on the internet.