Robot learns from its mistakes
First shot: into the leg.
Second shot: into the chest.
Third shot: into the brain stem.
HUMANITY DEATH CLOCK UPDATE:
645 days.
Second shot: into the chest.
Third shot: into the brain stem.
HUMANITY DEATH CLOCK UPDATE:
645 days.
Item posted at 2:28 PM
19 Comments:
First comment: something about Monkey Hats.
Second comment: a quip about batteries.
Third comment: An odd, out of place sexual reference to Monkey Hats.
Robots are fitting in just fine.
Wood. (Pbviously.)
Would - in the leg, then in the chest, then in the brain stem...
That's not a robot. It's a roller skate that's been in an accident.
It barely even has a face.
I'm not convinced that red thing is anything other than an emergency stop button.
We'd argue as long as robots don't wear hats humanity will be safe...
...now if only humainty had a calculator hat then the world would be saved!
Yep - that's not a real head at all, I think the marketing folks made it and insisted it was bolted to the top to make it sexier for the press. I'd have gone with stockings and an egg-whisk.
"[Asimo] mastered the art of speed more than two years ago and can run at a three kilometres an hour."
Everybody head for the hills NOW!
xgtkmec - a store that sells last season's designer clothes at knockdown prices... for large robots.
Yes, head for the hills slowly.
'Before Dexter is ready for work it has to develop in a similar way to a child - with some coaxing but plenty of self-motivation.'
So it shits and pisses itself after distending your missus' vulva?
Coooooool.
I found a video of Asimo running by typing the words 'Asimo' and 'running' into my Chinese can-opener-search-engine.
What I want to know is, how can Honda describe 3 km/h as "running"? That's little more than 1.5 miles per hour, meaning that if an army of Asimo robots were sent to invade England, it would take them more than 200 days just to "run" here, by which time their batteries would be too flat to run various rape and pillage routines. The little Japanese man with the remote control would probably have drowned in the East China Sea anyway.
And surely to be "running" you have to have to have both feet leave contact with the ground momentarily, thus distinguishing said action from "walking". All Honda's stupid oversized doll does is clench its fists and move less slowly.
xfhhll - No idea
It looks like a poor mans Johnny 5..
evil bastard
They need to mate this thing with a spambot. Presto, artificial kid. Prolly looking for some kinda Blue Fairy, or something.
Yeah, you all saw that movie. Admit it.
kjlgbxo: A word not meant to be typed.
No need to head for the hills, a couple of stairs will do just fine:
Asimo acrobatics
This video is rated non-R: "Not recommended for robots". Good thing it's not a Sony.
"The robots joints are filled with air". Do I even need to anything else to that?
WooW =)
roulette
free roulette systems
roulette strategies
free roulette
how to play roulette
tips for roulette
online roulette
roulette strategy
roulette system
how to win at roulette
casino roulette
play roulette online
horse racing
horse racing tips
horse racing betting
horse racing software
american horse racing systems
horse racing software systems
horse racing systems
horse racing picks
horse racing online
movies
bootleg movie download
watch movies online
online bootleg movie downloads
downloadable movies
divx full movies download
movie
online movies
download full version movies
download movies
pirated movies
forex
forex trading
forex killer
forex trading education
online forex trading
forex training
forex trading strategies
forex software
forex trading systems
learn forex
forex trading software
automated forex trading
currency trading forex trading made easy
killer forex
forex strategy
wow hacks
wow cheats
wow leveling guide
wow power leveling
world of warcraft
warcraft
world of warcraft cheats
world of warcraft download
world of warcraft hacks
warcraft cheats
Thanks so much for this! This is exactly what I was looking for
mirc mirc indir
mirc kodları
mirc indir islami sohbet kelebek kelebek script kelebek sohbet kelebek mirc kameralı mirc mirc 2007 kameralı mirc kameralı sohbet kameralı chat chat çet çet yap görüntülü çet sohbet kanalları islami sohbet kanalları
sohbet odaları sohbet odası sohbet odaları sevgili sevgili bul arkadaş arkadaş ara arkadaş bul arkadaşlık bedava sohbet arkadaşlık sitesi arkadaşlık siteleri partner keyifyap güzel mesajlar oto araba şarkı sözleri astroloji tarot falı yemek tarifleri cep telefonları gazete gazeteler günlük gazeteler erzurum bedava domain benimurl parça kontör kontör yükle sohbet radyo dinle radyolar bedava blog
ücretsiz blog
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home