Tuesday, March 06, 2007

SAGEM - HOLDING INNOVATION BEYOND BELIEF!

We cannot believe what we are seeing. This is giving us butterflies. It's like the first time we saw Lee-Yun Pak perform the double-index-finger twirl in the 1988 Asian Open!

Behold, the first performance of... the Inverted Foot Hold:

SAGEM! KING OF HOLDING!

The little company has pulled it off! This is a staggering hold innovation and a rare new move debuted by a western holder. Could this lead to a renaissance in western holding? We can only hope! With the World Holding Championships coming to Manchester in 2011, this is a great boost to the dreams of young holders in the UK, Europe and US.

The Koreans must be wondering what they have to do. We wouldn't want to be in their shoes!

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25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's blatantly obvious that they're not her actual legs. They probably cut the legs off a tramp and used them to hold the phone. The world has been tragically tricked, Sagem should be disqualified from all future events.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Jesus ate my hotdog said...

Well if they are a tramp's legs, he had very nice ankles, and I would.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine what the sex would be like. You could watch TV while doing it.

12:11 PM  
Anonymous censored said...

I don't understand. Am I the only one who can't see the photo? Is this some sort of trick? The site proclaims a majestic hold and everyone agrees, even though there's no picture there?

12:21 PM  
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...

My super heroic powers make me believe you're using Firefox, and your primitive regex skills have resulted in AdBlock hiding the image from you (its filename is sagem_ad.jpg).

sprppa - Noise I made this morning at 6.15am

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only that, the woman on the left is actually balancing on the other woman's head! Acrobatics and innovative thing holding!

12:45 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

This is sick and wrong. Im a thing holding fundamentalist and this goes against everything thing holding stands for.

The next step after this is euthanasia and abortions. And child pornography.

So its not all bad.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

She's in her lounge anyway. Why would you do that? Take the pressure off your spine and watch your 40 inch plasma instead.

Stupid, cutting the legs off tramps for no reason. Always have a reason, kids. Like "for a laugh" or "to see if he can write 'HELP' in blood before he dies".

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Is it me, or can she not see the screen from her viewing angle???

I put forth the theory that there is another head above the feet that is viewing the screen.

Clearly, this was removed for our own safety. That, and to drive the Koreans crazy.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Pain in the Neck said...

It's an interesting new development however I think I'll stick with toys I can hold in my hand while sitting.

gruvkh - the noise my back would make if I tried to adopt that hold

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if they really ARE her legs?

:shudder:

6:09 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

would... although i'm not sure about the angle of approach.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Jimi said...

Created a list and added your site because I think it is interesting. It is spreading rather quickly and John Chow has just posted it so it should help get you a ton more links. Link is on my name.

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This makes her fit in the boot of my car so much easier....or fridge.....or under the kitchen sink....the possibilities

5:53 AM  
Blogger jawa said...

Well now the internet magnate John Chow has posted this site we will all be rich and famous.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would. Not sure about John Chow though, would give him a go at a guess.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Chow owns all the internets.

John, if you are reading this, please tell me what technology is most likely to give you wood?

Or should I guess....

Would!. On the approach, I would go in from the top.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Vi Agra said...

It's John's sister who is the proper influential one -- Mein Chow. You'd be mad in the Noodle to have a Beef with her. Pbviously.

12:50 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

Pun overload! Pbviously.

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I wonder where she keeps her batterys?

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