Friday, June 01, 2007

BMW has made a mobile phone

They've called it Micky.

BMW Micky mobile phone

This proves how little BMW knows about mobile phones. Phones are named with NUMBERS, you idiots. You should've called it the BMW-MP1, where the MP stands for mobile phone and the 1 means it's the first phone you've ever made. Jesus, BMW, it's not hard.

14 Comments:

Blogger Jawatron said...

Looks like a calculator.
Does it have a clock?

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can tell it's designed by BMW: it's as ugly as their worlds-most-gopping cars.

Never would have associated BMW with Disney - though I guess they do both have Nazi links in their past.

dpjokf - dumkopf joke f*cker!

11:11 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

They've just dropped the idea apparently. Said they were taking the mickey.

I've been working long hours.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Tosser said...

With every phone purchased, you will receive a certificate from the ministry of cars and road stuff, that grants a life times immunity from having to use indicators, wait in queues and unlimited freedom to cut people up.

It is also guarateed to make your cock look bigger.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Donald Duck said...

Wouldn't and wouldn't. They're both mice, FFS!

And why does it say 'omnipotence' on it? Is there a cheaper model called simply 'fairly strong' and an 'emerging markets' one called 'weak as my erection when I look at Minnie'?

Looks a bit cunt-as-you-go to me.

wvxojsu - Would verily x on juicy sue

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Oddly, I am starting to miss the battery posts...

I can't think of a dumber name than Mickey. Not even a Mickey 4000?

Poor thing hold as well, can BMW get nothing right?

2:05 PM  
Blogger Shane said...

Surely Disney must be seconds away from unleashing the full force of their legal prowess upon BMW for taking His name in vain?

But you spelt it "Micky" (no E) so maybe that is their way around it... (Disney deliberately put the E in so that the song would not be confused with a jingle advertising the sex lubricant)

Mickey Mouse without E is like DangerMouse without PCP. Just a drawing with ears.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you're all missing the point here - THE HAND ONLY HAS THREE FINGERS AND ONE THUMB! Has the world of thing-holding become all PC and started employing freaks of nature or characters from The Simpsons? What is the world coming to?

Also, ejxacx. I don't really need to say anything about that.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Oh man, check out their earlier attempts at mobile phones.
http://www.bmwworld.com/models/config/bmw_phones.htm

Wonderful.

zwesgbj - Zat was a great blow job.

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