A community service update on behalf of Emre and his dad

Here's a slightly bewildering and rambling email we got, to do with a rubbish bin that has a face.

Now here is a trashcan/rubbish bin you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Luckily for me I didn't have to. He is sure to fill the comment sections with the likes of "Ohh, I bet he talks dirty" and "Rubbish update".

Sorry for overselling this little nugget, but seeing that I am a regular contributor (yes, yes I'm the one that sent you the picture of the Supernova batteries a while back) I was hoping you could somehow fit the word "Emre" into the update text. He is my little son you see (insert sobs here) and he was the one that discovered the face on the can/bin.

There are a number of ways you could do this:

"Pathetic dad tries to via proxy to become his son's hero"

"Child thing with face genius discovered"

"Bla bla bla seEM REgardless bla bla bla"

I'll leave it up to you...

Pingus

Oh by the way I promised him you would post the picture so if you don't he will die a little bit inside.

This may well be the worst update since the one about the history of the battery, but at least we have stopped a child from dying inside and going down the path we all mistakenly trod.