DO NOT PUT ON TONGUE - RISK OF DEATH

MEGATON MAY EXPLOSE! Here's a little something for all you nine-volt fans, a squared-off and updated version of the awesome MEGATON:



Hard to believe it's not a Photoshop job. Very nice battery. It would keep a standard smoke detector powered for at least 600 years.

UPCOMING IDIOT TOYS CONTENT WARNING:
We have been saving up battery submissions for several months. Any day now the web site will become entirely about batteries again, possibly even as early as next week. We have some seriously impressive material ready, most of it in very high resolution.