LG's 'Google phone' in underage holding scandal

We'd need these ones to hold their driving licenses up to the camera to prove their legal status before making any comments regarding their would/wouldn't/might let status:



Although, for a go with the blonde one, we'd probably take the risk of a jail term and having our names put on* the sex offender's register.



The brown one shouldn't really be allowed to stand in front. Clearly the photographer is an amateur. "Not you, your mate" he should say, beckoning the blonde one nearer the camera. You have to be cruel in the thing photography industry.



They're dribbling over and about to lick the LG KS10, which allows you to seek similar and/or slightly harder photographs on the internet thanks to having Google search facilities pre-loaded. SAFE SEARCH > OFF, as ever, is the first option to change.

*Re-submitted to/underlined in red pen.