Nokia 8800 in gold (GOLD)

Incredible, class-leading clock size:



Sadly it looks like a phone your granddad bought in 1977, when he paid off his mortgage and started throwing the cash around. You know, when he went on that holiday abroad, and bought the Allegro, and that leather sofa, and got double glazing, and a new fireplace, and carpets, and an inside toilet.



But look at the size of that clock. Nokia's got the clock/phone balance right with this one. It's this generation's best clock.

A BONUS SPANDAU BALLET REFERENCE, FOR DAD:
It's not "indestructible", so you might want to take out the optional insurance for peace of mind at only £5.99 a month.