Panasonic Breadphone spotted in Japan
Panasonic, in association with Yamazakipan bakeries, has revealed the world's first bread-based telephone.
Technical details are scarce at the moment, but it would appear to come with a 6"x6" screen and is based on old white bread rather than the growing-in-popularity new granary format. It's available in Summer Rye (white), and will come in Standard (16 slices) and Family (32 slices).

The sender of this photograph suggested making the joke that young thing-holders are started out on soft things like bread. It's a good angle and better than our rubbish "Breadphone" idea, but we can't go using someone else's angle. So it's a Breadphone.
If you have any better 'angles' for using this photograph, whack them in the Comments bit and we'll do them.
Technical details are scarce at the moment, but it would appear to come with a 6"x6" screen and is based on old white bread rather than the growing-in-popularity new granary format. It's available in Summer Rye (white), and will come in Standard (16 slices) and Family (32 slices).

The sender of this photograph suggested making the joke that young thing-holders are started out on soft things like bread. It's a good angle and better than our rubbish "Breadphone" idea, but we can't go using someone else's angle. So it's a Breadphone.
If you have any better 'angles' for using this photograph, whack them in the Comments bit and we'll do them.
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29 Comments:
Would... on both sides
(The bread obviously, I'm not a wron 'un)
bvkpit
I've just spent the last 15 minutes, racking my brain to come up with a hilarious bread-based phone pun.
I can't think of one. I don't even think there are any.
If it was a cob I could have made some kind of half-arsed clam-shell reference, but a fucking slice of bread? Nothing.
prove me wrong.
would.
But i'd prefer teh brown
I hear this model is Wi-Fi BReady.
Ba-dm-TSHHH.
...and it's got a camera lens with a variable Butter Speed.
BA-dm-dm-dm-TSHHH!
....although I hear the on-board memory is a little crumby.
BA-DM-TSHHH!!!
And for ultimate tech you can connect two with cheese inbetween, to....
forget it, its just too lame
Makes up for it with a great battery life for high-grain applications though!
(He's on fire today, ladies!)
Panasocic - Technology you can crust.
(Oooo! No stopping him!)
Other angles would have been:
"NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT AT BLIND-THING HOLDING SPECIAL OLYMPICS"
"KOREAN HOPEFUL ARRESTED OVER THING-HOLDING DEVIANCY"
or maybe
"SONY MAKES PHONE BATTERY - RESULTS: TOASTY"
Another great gadget from the Far Yeast.
Nagasaki, Japan- Yamikazipan proudly introduces the very latest in birth control patches, dubbed the "XXL Very Safety Patch" for the Japanese market.
"This XXL Very Safety Patch is perfect for ladies that, ahem, get out a lot," claims Sammy Shu, CEO of Got Horny? Inc.
The XXL Very Safety Patch comes in single servings and a convenient bakers dozen and has the added bonus of preventing yeast infections.
The only puns I can think of sound a little half-baked...
...But Panasonic making a phone out of bread? That's using your loaf, isn't it?
Good of y'all to put so much effort into proving phorenzik right: there really are no good bread-based puns.
Lousy thing-holding though: two hands for a piece of toast? How'd you read the paper or drink your coffee?
2/10
qpnvhdlu - as lacking in humour potential as bread-based thing holding
Surely the skill of holding bread derives from the difficulty of keeping something so flimsy steady. Therefore, to toast it seems like blatant cheating and goes against the fundamental ethics of thing-holding.
Wait! I've got some:
If it's Japanese, wouldn't it run on the Dough-Co-Mo network?
If it was on T-mobile, would the 'T' stand for toast?
It it was on orange, would it have marmalade on it?
I'd like to poke my little soldier right up her Hovis!
Let's all move on to sexual bread-based puns from now on.
Obvious inclusions would be references to:
Fanny butter
Baps
A bacon sandwich turned sideways
dripping on toast
You people are an embarrassment to pasty, overweight nerds everywhere.
Not for the puns, though. The shame lies in the fact that there's a URL right there in the photo and none of you have bothered to type it into your web-browsers.
Highlights:
"Yamazaki Love Loaf Campaign"
These: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/j_s_confectionery/img/sample2.jpg
"High Pressure Sterilization for Retort Pouch Products"
And these: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/bread/img/kashipan.jpg
"...the plant also produces ingredients for other Yamazaki foods including cream fillings, curry fillings, stuffing for Chinese filled buns, and croquettes. Yamazaki Baking will continue to take on new challenges in order to bring delight to its customers..."
Rampant germophobia: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/prpb/img/line1-1.jpg
And these: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/j_s_confectionery/img/line1.jpg
"type it into your web-browsers"
Type?!
Have never heard of optical recognition?
.. and we're an embarrassment to pasty, overweight nerds?
riqmap - for girl friends of extremly overweight, pasty nerds called Rick
Get it down you love.
I'm starting a movement for larger thing holders. Not big fat mingers mind. One's that are a little a more robust.
"yamazakipan" appears to be a portmanteau word combining the Yamakazi, who are a group of French blokes who jump around (or at least did until dickhead marketing twunts who like the idea of Parkour/Freerunning got hold of the idea) and Marzipan, the cake topping.
I don't know how that helps matters
nauoulnx - A new blender for Native Americans
Greatest honour many thank for link site on site our site.
Volume traffic take down Yamazakipan server first time since sliced bread.
coming soon - in ear breadphones!
clearly it is a male sex toy.
the one she is holding being for the 'smaller' users out there upto the 32 slice varient for ron
This thread calls for man butter. Shame I'm all out.
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