Friday, May 04, 2007

BATTERY WEEK: Generic "Carbon Battery" from China

Found in a hotel room in Beijing. Smuggled out of the country up arse. Can anyone translate the weird symbol things they use as words over there?

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The black writing underneath is "0% mercury". Bet you anything.

AN UPDATE REGARDING THE 'PANASEMIG' BATTERY
The link was sent to us by Brendan McLaughlan. He wants us to point this out to win some sort of bet about getting his name on the internet.
Is there any chance that you you update the post and include my name in it? It's been a long running hope of mine to get famous on the internet, and it may help lift my spirits in my battle with AIDS. I'll also win a pint in a bet with a work mate. This will make me more popular with the ladies, and I may even get laid!
Oh, I'd probably practice safe sex of course.

Thanks,

Brendan McLaughlan.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Lying Bastard said...

It says 'do not insert in lectum'

10:09 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Bring it on! Fuck to Steve.

Oriental characters rarely translate directly into Western languages, so the battery either says "9V non-rechargable" or "happy day lobster on teenage genitals".

9V out of that thing is a little hard to believe, so it must be the genital lobster.

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Fuck me, I'm famous.

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Anonymous Brendan's AIDS riddled bird said...

Would.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Mr Cushtie said...

The big white letters say Eastern Pine Battery, so sadly no lobster rectum fun for any of us


fqxmr - fucks mister

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