Wednesday, May 02, 2007

BATTERY WEEK: The copyright-infringing "Penesamig"

Let's see... the right number of syllables, the right colour scheme, the right kind of lettering...

PENESAMIG: Celebrate next of powering

The only difference between these and the proper Panasonic variety is you can buy 50,000 of these for six quid from a newsagent at 4.00am. Taken from here.

REASONS FOR BUYING BATTERIES AT 4.00AM:
  • Have gone insane and want to try smoking them for some sort of weird chemical hit
  • 21 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I nearly bought some "SQMY" batteries (which looked exactly the same as Sony batteries) off Ebay, but I realised I really had no need for 100 low-quality D batteries. Although they're probably less prone to explosion than the actual Sony ones.

    9:05 AM  
    Anonymous Mr. Panasonic said...

    I'll have a word with our lawyers.....

    9:32 AM  
    Anonymous font nerd said...

    You could have said "right font" or "right type" or "right type of font" but saying "right type font" is just the same thing twice.

    10:17 AM  
    Anonymous Idiot said...

    I was 'dumbing down' by double-explaining what a font is, to people who perhaps don't know what a font is.

    It was too far. I have made the edit of shame. You win this particular battle.

    10:29 AM  
    Anonymous GrayV said...

    Isn't that Mexican for CockfrienD?

    10:55 AM  
    Blogger Halverde said...

    Obviously Photoshopped. You can see the pixels!

    I'm not going down to the corner shop at 4am and asking for ANYTHING beginning with "Penes" again. The last seventeen times were really embarrassing, and not just because I bought seventeen different penes enlgargement pumps.

    11:04 AM  
    Blogger Jawatron said...

    Technically you should have said 'right typeface' and been done with it.

    3/10.

    11:23 AM  
    Anonymous Men no me said...

    Let's get on the real issue with this battery, why are they only intended for use by Military General's evil purposes?

    How about thinking of the common man's uses, perhaps casting a wider net of our, how do you say it? more accepted, accustomed, broad, commonplace, conventional, customary, everyday, extensive, familiar, generic, habitual, humdrum, inclusive, matter-of-course*, natural, normal, ordinary, popular, prevailing, prevalent, public, regular, routine, run-of-the-mill*, typic, typical, uneventful, universal, usual, wide, widespread, wonted
    uses.

    pzfqk: the sound I make reading my own post. Damn!

    12:13 PM  
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    2:30 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Fuck you. Batteries are great.

    3:58 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Fuck you both. Batteries are so-so.

    4:01 PM  
    Anonymous Greg The Face Plant said...

    I'm indifferent about opinions!

    4:37 PM  
    Blogger Jawatron said...

    are you insane? fuck-battery week is next week. Which is good because i have a large collection of fuck-batteries.

    6:13 PM  
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    Wasn't it battery-fuck week next week?

    11:43 AM  
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