The Fujitsu Lifebook U

It'll be too expensive, will run Vista at a snail's pace and probably only come out in Japan and maybe Korea, but we're fascinated by really small laptops. Especially their need for really small fingers to make them usable.

You would need fingers like matchsticks. Steve, the plumber who very nicely fixed our leaking tap for £239, would press V + B + N + F + G + H + T + Y + R while only meaning to press G, for example. This is not for real men with big fingers from doing proper work outside.



It has a 5.6" screen and comes with a 20GB hard drive, which still impresses us as we can remember when hard drives cost £89,999 and only let you save three lines of text on them before getting full and needing to be sent back to the manufacturer for an eight-week refurbishment program. Screens used to only be .001 of an inch across, too.