Wednesday, June 06, 2007

How many buttons is too many buttons?

This is too many buttons.

Raon Everun UMPC

It's a Raon Everun UMPC, and just thinking about setting it up to check our POP3 email is giving us a headache and causing the kind of deep, uneasy nausea that you usually only get from having your testicles compressed to a thickness of 5mm.

Raon Everun UMPC

At least it works both ways around, which is handy in today's world of high-resolution, portrait-aspect pornography.

OTHER IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:
  • How far behind you is too far behind you for you to bother holding the door open for someone?

  • How past its use-by date is too past its use-by date when it comes to sausages?
  • 13 Comments:

    Anonymous Ric said...

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    2:24 PM  
    Blogger phorenzik said...

    Would, wouldn't.

    2:39 PM  
    Blogger Jawatron said...

    It wouldnt be too many buttons if they were massive and you had to press them by jumping up and down on them like with that keyboard in Big.

    --

    # How far behind you is too far behind you for you to bother holding the door open for someone?

    Depends on what they look like.

    # How past its use-by date is too past its use-by date when it comes to sausages?

    Anything longer than a day means you wont enjoy your sausage experience. They might be fine... but you wont be thinking that when you're eating them.

    2:58 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Doors - twice the length of a half-step backwards times the embarrassment factor if she's a fox...

    Sausages - two days past sell by or up to 45% skin discoloration (up to 65% if drunk or hungover).

    3:36 PM  
    Anonymous The Government said...

    If it smells good, you would. for both questions.

    4:02 PM  
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    4:07 PM  
    Anonymous GrayV said...

    My rule of thumb is that if they're older than 67 you should keep your sausage to yourself.

    4:25 PM  
    Anonymous zax_swyre said...

    it's no nokia 8600 that phone does not have A SINGLE button on it.

    4:04 AM  
    Blogger Psythor said...

    This post has been removed by the author.

    11:04 AM  
    Blogger Psythor said...

    I've actually speculated about your first question in the past:

    http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/?p=381

    I'm not some sort of awful spam-bot, honest.

    11:05 AM  
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