Friday, June 08, 2007

LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY FRIDAY - In association with the HTC Touch

This is a much better idea than Ladies Night. This woman's practically life-sized, or at least presented at 4992 x 3328 resolution - a photo ExifView tells us was generated by a Canon EOS-1Ds MKII.

HTC Touch - and a big woman

If you have a really big widescreen monitor, you could turn it on its side, put this image on it and leave the room. Then when you come back in the room you might forget and think, for a fraction of a second, there's a woman in your house standing near your PC. Imagine that! Imagine the thrill, and also the worry that she might be looking in your folders.

Entirely innocent EOS-1Ds MKII photo sample

This photo is so you can see the resolution generated by the EOS-1Ds MKII. Don't go gaining any weird sexual pleasure from her lovely shoes and toned ankles.

Remove leg here to lessen chances of escape

This photo is for gaining weird sexual pleasure.

HTC Touch lifestyle morons

HTC Touch lifestyle morons

HTC Touch lifestyle morons

HTC Touch lifestyle morons

HTC Touch lifestyle morons

HTC Touch lifestyle morons

These ones are just for making sure your NEVER consider buying anything made by HTC.

13 Comments:

Anonymous would said...

mmmm toned ankles...wood, i mean would

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

would (there is fine), would, did, would, would, they look smelly, threesome?, sixsome?, no thanks.

2:17 AM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

what kind of crapola party are those cunts going to? An HTC party?

8:43 AM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

I had a Pocket PC phone thingy by HTC. The fucking thing broke every other day. Bunch of wank it was.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was probably because you didn't know how to use it properly. They're very complex devices

2:30 PM  
Blogger Wim said...

I like my HTC. This touch is a good thing as it's probably the only thing that could at least stop some people from buying an iPhone.

2:52 PM  
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...

I had an HTC Universal, aka Orange SPV M5000. Not only did the Taiwanese buffoon who'd designed it not have any common sense and/or hands, it also had this ungainly whale called 'Windows' making it all hang together. The whole concept was reminiscent of early 1990s PCs in that it was ugly, heavy, and the ringtone used to stutter if you were doing something when the phone rang. It would also regularly lock solid or restart in the middle of things, deleting your profile in the process and leaving you with the default settings created exclusively for your annoyance by Orange's marketing department. INTERNET RAGE

7:30 AM  
Anonymous HTC Marketing Dept said...

Give it up Wim, they're onto us.

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