Friday, June 22, 2007

LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY FRIDAY - In association with the Sony Mylo

Poor old Sony Mylo. It looked all exciting and cool for a bit, then disappeared and we don't even know if it came out or not. Or care.

At least Sony gave us this to promote it with:

Sony Mylo

A staggering 6182 x 5400 image. The shot was apparently taken with a "Phase One P45". The original is 21.4MB, so we've made it a bit smaller - 7.5MB. You should only click on the above picture if you really want to see it, or if you want to try and get the site taken offline for using too much bandwidth.

Sony Mylo

This is her ear. Hopefully it's just been magnified by the camera and isn't actually this large in real life.

Sony Mylo

This is her eye. Dunno what she's looking at. And what's that white thing?

Sony Mylo

This is the worst cleavage shot ever.

Sony Mylo

The man in the background. He seems to be enjoying himself.

Sony Mylo

They couldn't even be bothered to Photoshop something onto the screen. That's why no one knows if the Mylo even came out or not. 5/10.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's not even wearing headphones, thats photoshopped. Quite poorly.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They couldn't even be bothered to finish plastering the walls. Is that because they know the place will burn down soon?

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Man in the background says, "I can't believe I am this far out of the shot, my career as a model is dead unless you ramp up the size of the image so some some bloke in the UK can magnify me and make me a star."

"Seems to be enjoying himself" funniest damn thing I've read all year. Thanks.

5:09 PM  
Blogger OldGhosts said...

i feel like drowning myself in a bin liner full of my own piss after reading that, do you have any stickers?

asshole!





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6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The white thing reflected in her eye is obviously a dreamcast.

11:32 PM  
Anonymous smeg said...

Those headphones are photoshopped and they did a piss poor job at that.

No cleavage, no image on screen. Amateurish!

izlee - turkish video site, don't bother.

12:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her right thumbnail is not only dirty, but chipped.

She'll never make the world championship at this rate.

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3:36 AM  
Anonymous Boris said...

It looks like she's been photoshopped onto the background- the less dense bits of her hair (can't think of a better way to say it) at the back look like they've been pretty crudely cut out of something else.

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8:30 AM  
Anonymous Terrance Ten-pence Stamp said...

People are ugly in mega hi-res. It's about time everyone reverted back to using 3rd world 0.1 megapixel resolution.

memty: The most word like word verification I've yet seen. Albeit it foreign according to Google. Hang on, these bits are supposed to be funny aren't they? Oops.

3:54 PM  
Blogger smeg said...

@Terrance

HD is the death of porn, we don't want that much detail.


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Blogger smeg said...

people are real at HD resolution, think about hollywood, better get your portfolio up to speed on cosmetics.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone needs to learn photoshop and stop using MSpaint AMIRITE

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