LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY FRIDAY: In association with the Nokia N95 mobile photo printing service
The original shot. Supplied at 300dpi and 3780 x 1956 resolution. It is presumably meant to illustrate the exciting, party-fuelled life of your average Nokia N95 user.
It is quite tolerable in this format. It is only when you zoom in that the nature of the image hits home.
A teddy bear. Significance unknown.
This is the sort of photo Nokia thinks we will be printing. It is a businessman in a swimming pool, at a party attended by cool people. It is almost precisely the opposite of the sort of photo we are likely to print.
It was such a great party they got the photo printed onto a mug.
Everyone is loving the big funny joke.
It is quite tolerable in this format. It is only when you zoom in that the nature of the image hits home.
A teddy bear. Significance unknown.
This is the sort of photo Nokia thinks we will be printing. It is a businessman in a swimming pool, at a party attended by cool people. It is almost precisely the opposite of the sort of photo we are likely to print.
It was such a great party they got the photo printed onto a mug.
Everyone is loving the big funny joke.
Item posted at 3:59 PM
16 Comments:
Multiracial Businessman Dunking is the latest so-called craze on YouTube, I heard about in the local news
xwzrgqcw - An alternative to QWERTY favoured by fat men in black t-shirts because it speeds up typing in the "Linux kernel"
I like the way that the guy in the waistcoat is pointing at the crocodile they have just released. Now swim you fucker! Not such a big shit eating smile then I can tell you.
Knbsctch...... STD symptom.
If only they had used the wide angle feature on the phone it would have been possible to see Michael Barrymore standing naked and erect to the right-hand side...
whcvjzn - Serbo-Croat translation of Michael Barrymore's response when asked if he was in attendance at the Nokia N95 swimming pool party
I hate seeing grinning fucktards in photos and videos and the like. What are they so happy about? My life is horrible!
I'd love to go to work on their pearly whites with a pair of pliers. Who'd be smiling then, mother fuckers!
Mr Idiot.
You say that them pasta shapes capture something about Sonic 1 but the packaging has got fucking Tails on it.
(I'm talking aboutn UKR, the other site, not this one.)
Thanks Gary. It's a shame that such a rapid deterioration of fact-checking (and Sega knowledge in general) goes hand in hand with your slide in content quality.
Hah ha, just kidding mostly.
Ur gay.
GTFO
idiottoys should install some server-side filtering device for when wankers use the word 'fucktard'
it's the shittest word ever conceived, and along with 'fag', conjures up images of crappy youtube comments sections.
p.s. beaten to the punch about the barrymore connection :(
ydxck: a.k.a. 'you dickscock'. possible replacement cuss for fucktard
I've got an N95. I can honestly say that I've never taken any pics with it whilst at a posh business-esque party.
I've took a few pictures of my cock though, but that goes without saying really. That's the first thing that everyone does when they get a camera/camera phone isn't it?
That business cunt got in the pool of his own free will. He hasn't slipped or been pushed, as he's only wet up to his armpit and not above. My theory is he's a cunt that gets in pools because it makes him the centre of attention. My supporting theory is that the others at the party are also cunts for laughing at him, when none of them actually think that what he's doing is funny at all.
I wish SDEx was right and that he and randomly selected others were indeed just about to be buggered to death by a coke-fuelled Barrymore.
How many megapixels do you need to highlight individual sperm on a semen-covered buttock?
Well, I like the word fucktard. So there.
Can't wait for the iPhone lifestyle pictures.
memxv - That what Idiot should post next.
This is why I have never owned a Nokia, they just attract cunts.
(plus, they're shit)
Guy in the vest?... Totally peed himself. Must have been all the laughing.
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