Monday, June 18, 2007

DadBot 2.0 - The replacement dad for single-parent homes

Has daddy gone? Did you make him go away? Is he "working abroad" although not so far abroad that your mum can't visit him once a fortnight to give him loads of cigarettes?

DadBot 2.0 - The replacement dad for single-parent homes

A unique multi-cultural plastic appearance makes DadBot 2.0 at home in families from any racial group, while patented AngerGuard technology stops him flying into brutal rages - even when something is spilled on the new carpet. Make beatings and oppression a thing of the past.

19 Comments:

Blogger OldGhosts said...

dadbot molested my inner child, asshole!

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dadbot molested my child's inner asshole

wnofkct: what dadbot did next

11:25 AM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Photo taken at exact moment Dadbot's toe-appendage entered Oriental rectum.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Vi Agra said...

Would.

(Oh dear... LG moment.)

1:14 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

without the beatings life as a child is pointless and mundane

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 kids, each from a different dad? The mother was clearly a complete ho who can only hang on to a guy if she can take his batteries out to stop him running away the minute she goes to sleep

jvomt - next vomit after i-vomit

2:13 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

Also, it looks like one of the aliens from one of the first 3 Star Wars movies that are ironically the last 3 Star Wars movies.

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Scientists still cannot explain why children adore RoboDad V1.0 and continue to shun and ridicule RoboAsianSister V2.0.

Critics suggest it centers around RoboDads squeezable cheeks.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't, wouldn't, would if I was drunk, would, wouldn't.

Hm. May have gone too far. Choose an identity: Anonymous.

agngjatq: the noise Bernard Manning made when he tried to wee.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oriental one seems unhappy as she discovers from the photographer that not only does she have a replacement dad... but is also adopted

David Mitchell: wnofkct jvomt agngjatq

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She then proceeded to a flying kick on the photographer

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the way 'dadbot's merciless steel hand is creeping ever closer to that kids fragile neck...

beoybgt - a bee-boy (insect kind)

10:33 PM  
Blogger Foxy said...

I'm 42 years of age. I was brought up by a prototype of that fucking thing. It was a twat with pocket money, and my real dad stunk of bitter, not WD40.

10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The emotion or the cider?

9:21 AM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

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9:34 AM  
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9:35 AM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

http://tinyurl.com/2l9ooq

This is a picture of that alien from Star Wars that I was on about earlier. The fact that I took the time to find a pic of it, and link to it, should give you an indication of how incredibly bored I am.

Also, it took me three fucking attempts at posting the cunting link too!

9:37 AM  
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