Wednesday, July 04, 2007

iPod clothing-wearing tossers

The Urban Tools are back again, and this time they appear to have gone into space for the world's first zero-gravity, bi-sexual iPod clothing photo shoot.

Urban Tools

Urban Tools

Their web site's full of this kind of nonsense.

Urban Tools

Nonsense. They need to get the Koreans in to display their products with elegance and style.



They have also made this. It is film about the dangers of running around like an idiot and dropping your phone. WARNING: video contains European hip hop.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other day I saw two guys kissing in the park, which was the gayest thing I had ever seen, until I saw this.


Wiwjonl - how Scandinavians say the word 'regional'.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Cyberfyn said...

I wonder if these 'models' are proud of their work? Do you think the guy pretending to run, but actually looks like he's taking a shit, would show this pic to his mates on a night out? Mind you, his mates prolly model socks in catalogues. Twats.

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3:54 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

This represents a gross moral decline and the fall of modern society.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous pingus said...

Urban Tools indeed.
Why not just call the damn thing "wankerwear" and be finished with it.

10:56 PM  
Anonymous bardus puer said...

I hope that twat in the 2nd picture gets ran over while listening to Simply Red on his wanky iPod.
Cunts.

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Roy Orbison said...

I hate that video!

It's like some dickhead woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because he suddenly realised that the countless billions of break-dancers and acrobats were getting sick of breaking their phones.

The result - some shitty variation of a bum-bag (which are also pretty shit) that no one needs.

4:34 PM  
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