Friday, July 27, 2007

Korean team rocked by string scandal

The South Korean team was sent home from Next Product World 2007 in disgrace today, following the results of a string test carried out upon Yun-Yan Chi's sensational double levitate hold.

The lavitate - FAKE

A compulsory infra-red string test found that an unacceptable level of string was in use.

Infra-red string test results

No string was found on the levitate to the upper left, however its authenticity has now been thrown into serious doubt. The South Korean coach has asked for a 'B photograph' to be analysed, but any appeal is likely to fail.

Holding regulations state that string can be used to hold up one end of an item, as long as the majority of the weight of the device is being supported by the holder. String is to be used as a balancing aid only. Sadly, faking levitation holds is one area where the rewards are considered to outweigh the risk of getting caught.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im considering writing a formal letter of complaint about this blatent cheating to the WHA ( World Holding Association )

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ tut - Jackass

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ tut - bigger jackass

12:52 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

That bitch.

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

You had to know something was amiss from the MC Hammer pants.

It all screamed, "can't touch this"

1:58 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

i imagine she'll go straight to the firing squad. Or dumped into the nearest nuclear centrifuge.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirty cheating whore!!!!
Still would.


clhrybop = Hanson's failed follow up to Mmm-bop

3:06 PM  
Blogger Sanada said...

I always suspected these Koreans of this. The national expectations and the huge stardom are just too big for talented young girls like these to handle.

Who can forget No Kia, the legendary Korean talent dying of hormone injections. Sometimes I can't stand it anymore. :(

mltmybwb = Polish cover to Hanson's failed follow up to Mmm-bop

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Joe Fonebone said...

You can see that she is using the hand not holding the phone to pull some sort of 'lever' in order to make the phones jiggle in the air! Ooh the cheat!

10:54 PM  
Blogger Foxy said...

I suggest that she needs a proper dry bumming as a punishment.

2:32 PM  
Blogger huleeo said...

and lets not forget, lets not forget that all models with wandering eyes should be, from now on, cross-examined by the WHA. strip search and all...

5:34 PM  
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